Brett
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"Stop making it sound like being broke, sick, or dead is bad!"
December 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
"Stop making it sound like being broke, sick, or dead is bad!"
But why impeach when you can use the awesome power of Strongly Worded Statements?!
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
But why impeach when you can use the awesome power of Strongly Worded Statements?!
Oh, just wait and see what they can do with that!
December 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Oh, just wait and see what they can do with that!
Question:
Can I use this AI to generate a video of Walt Disney himself barfing harmful & disgusting toxic waste all over the current Disney ownership?
Can I use this AI to generate a video of Walt Disney himself barfing harmful & disgusting toxic waste all over the current Disney ownership?
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Question:
Can I use this AI to generate a video of Walt Disney himself barfing harmful & disgusting toxic waste all over the current Disney ownership?
Can I use this AI to generate a video of Walt Disney himself barfing harmful & disgusting toxic waste all over the current Disney ownership?
I was thinking more along the lines of Jeff Dunham's puppet Walter, but with a toupee made of fishing wire 🤷♂️
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of Jeff Dunham's puppet Walter, but with a toupee made of fishing wire 🤷♂️
"Alexa, give me an example of the Streisand Effect"
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Alexa, give me an example of the Streisand Effect"
The economic cost of Racism
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The economic cost of Racism
We suffered too much brain damage during the 80s!
What else would you expect from experiencing that whole New Coke ordeal, or being sold that the ENTIRE run of Dallas was nothing but a dream, or watching Alf and Max Headroom and endless hours of MTV? 🤷♂️
What else would you expect from experiencing that whole New Coke ordeal, or being sold that the ENTIRE run of Dallas was nothing but a dream, or watching Alf and Max Headroom and endless hours of MTV? 🤷♂️
December 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We suffered too much brain damage during the 80s!
What else would you expect from experiencing that whole New Coke ordeal, or being sold that the ENTIRE run of Dallas was nothing but a dream, or watching Alf and Max Headroom and endless hours of MTV? 🤷♂️
What else would you expect from experiencing that whole New Coke ordeal, or being sold that the ENTIRE run of Dallas was nothing but a dream, or watching Alf and Max Headroom and endless hours of MTV? 🤷♂️
Does he think he's being clever quoting A Few Good Men?
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Does he think he's being clever quoting A Few Good Men?
This is why I refuse to watch Fallon.
Once again, he has a horrible human being as a guest, but seems oblivious to it, so he does his normal routine of trying to buddy-buddy & impress him, like a desperate junior high kid whose dream is to be besties with the cool kids.
Once again, he has a horrible human being as a guest, but seems oblivious to it, so he does his normal routine of trying to buddy-buddy & impress him, like a desperate junior high kid whose dream is to be besties with the cool kids.
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is why I refuse to watch Fallon.
Once again, he has a horrible human being as a guest, but seems oblivious to it, so he does his normal routine of trying to buddy-buddy & impress him, like a desperate junior high kid whose dream is to be besties with the cool kids.
Once again, he has a horrible human being as a guest, but seems oblivious to it, so he does his normal routine of trying to buddy-buddy & impress him, like a desperate junior high kid whose dream is to be besties with the cool kids.
Don't forget: she also has experience interacting with ghosts - so who knows? Perhaps she might bump into Luke's Force ghost someday! 😂
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Don't forget: she also has experience interacting with ghosts - so who knows? Perhaps she might bump into Luke's Force ghost someday! 😂
So on-brand for Trump!
Everyone & everything on the planet - every person, every culture, every community - either must bow to him and acknowledge his greatness, or must be mocked and cease to exist. His fragile ego & arrogance allow for no other options.
Everyone & everything on the planet - every person, every culture, every community - either must bow to him and acknowledge his greatness, or must be mocked and cease to exist. His fragile ego & arrogance allow for no other options.
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So on-brand for Trump!
Everyone & everything on the planet - every person, every culture, every community - either must bow to him and acknowledge his greatness, or must be mocked and cease to exist. His fragile ego & arrogance allow for no other options.
Everyone & everything on the planet - every person, every culture, every community - either must bow to him and acknowledge his greatness, or must be mocked and cease to exist. His fragile ego & arrogance allow for no other options.
So, "tremendous relationship" = imposing ridiculous tariffs & starting a trade war, grade school name-calling of their leaders, and threatening to annex their entire nation, because, ya know, borders are just made-up lines on maps or some such?
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
So, "tremendous relationship" = imposing ridiculous tariffs & starting a trade war, grade school name-calling of their leaders, and threatening to annex their entire nation, because, ya know, borders are just made-up lines on maps or some such?
"I'm POSITIVE that this time my Republican colleagues will reward my cooperation with ..."
a cartoon character named charlie brown is running in a field
ALT: a cartoon character named charlie brown is running in a field
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December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"I'm POSITIVE that this time my Republican colleagues will reward my cooperation with ..."