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Perfectly sums up AG Bondi's response
Perfectly sums up AG Bondi's response
February 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Breaking:
RNC admits that Trump is a pedophile!
Ilhan Omar said they execute pedophiles in Somalia and Republicans were like "WHY ARE YOU THREATENING TRUMP?"
February 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
😂😂😂
Give Pam Bondi a break: you'd be in a bad mood too if you spent the last month redacting images of old-man genitals
February 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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If Pam Bondi had any decency, she would resign.
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
"The Old Man stood quivering with fury,
stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher.
But all he got out was ..."
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Another new cartoon, and why Sack had to retire in the first place.
Trumpstein Files and Life Drawing
New Sack Cartoon—-Namedropper
open.substack.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
All I see about Pam Bondi's appearance before the House committee this morning is negative & critical of her, that she did nothing but attack and insult while refusing to answer any questions.

But personally, I think nailed this audition for the new Real Housewives spinoff!
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Darn - yet another loss for Trump.
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Let's Go Crazy!! 😉
Minneapolis for the win.
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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Trump finally accepts ownership of the current economy.

In an interview with NBC, Trump says the U.S. is experiencing the Trump economy.

"I'd say we're there now," he says. "I'm very proud of it."

Trump is polling at near-historic lows because of his handling of the economy.
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I have no problem renaming the airport after him.

Introducing RAPEY PEDO CRIMINAL SHIT-FOR-BRAINS TRUMP IS PUTIN'S LITTLE BITCH Airport.

I think that has a nice ring to it!
February 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Damn!
"perfidious lust for unbridled power"

.. as ICE agents scramble for dictionaries to figure out whether that is good or bad.
Judge Fred Biery of the Federal District Court for the Western District of Texas condemned the actions of ICE officers in detaining Liam and his father as unconstitutional and driven by a “perfidious lust for unbridled power.”
February 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 6:34 AM
R.I.P. Catherine O’Hara

Thank you for giving us all so many iconic movie & TV moments ("Kevin!"), including this wonderful bizarre scene, where the cast perfectly captures the odd combination of playfully dancing & gyrating mixed with frantic expressions of being possessed & not in control.
January 30, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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DHS Secretary Kristi Noem’s termination of Temporary Protected Status for Venezuelans and Haitians was unlawful, a Ninth Circuit panel found.

It’s the first time an appellate court has ruled on the substance of Trump efforts to dismantle the TPS program.
DHS Unlawfully Ended Venezuelan Migrant Status, Ninth Cir. Says
The Trump administration’s termination of humanitarian protections for hundreds of thousands of Venezuelan and Haitian immigrants violated the Immigration and Nationality Act, a federal appeals court ...
news.bloomberglaw.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Looks like someone is suddenly concerned about their legal culpability!

Hey, Sweetie: go ask all the Nazi war criminals after WW2 about how well that worked out!
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Dang!
I legit thought this was a headline by The Onion at first!
You know, ironically flipping the story and reporting on the hardships of the bad guys.
January 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
"Governor Walz and I are now Besties (just like me & Vlad !); he's like an older, whiter Mamdani - and we all know how much I love that guy!"
This is clearly Trump's cry for help in getting the fuck out of Minnesota.
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
@hey-leia.bsky.social
Wow - I love your new pic!
It looks so good (in case you were wondering what anyone thought about it 😊)
January 25, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Board of ‘Peace’ by Led Donkeys.
January 23, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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Moskowitz reads quotes of Republicans denouncing January 6 before they taught themselves to love it
January 22, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Jack Smith might sincerely believe that he "holds no partisan loyalties".

But by stating that he is "dedicated to upholding the rule of law”, and that his prosecutorial role is "to follow the facts & the law”, he just admitted that he is DEFINITELY NOT a Republican!
Former Special Counsel Jack Smith is sworn in:

“I love my country.”

“I am not a politician & I hold no partisan loyalties. My career has been dedicated to serving our country by upholding the rule of law.”

“My approach has always been the same: follow the facts & the law, without fear or favor.”
January 22, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Oh, English language, you jokester!
Your quirks and inconsistencies are so adorable.
😂😂😂
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 21, 2026 at 6:06 PM