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Hooper
@hoopermn.bsky.social
Political Organizer, Theatre Artist, Chess Patzer. Progressive left urbanism. Surface Parking Lots Delenda Est. I love Saint Paul.
Let’s go Maul Rats!!

@mnrollerderby.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 12:18 AM
This protester is paid in sambusas

Thank you Hamline Midway Coalition for standing up for our neighbors
January 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Its official
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Some odds and ends I liked - a rocket blasting off, subterranean dinosaurs, the WIENERMOBILE, and this mechanical car where you press a button to make train security chase around a train-hopper.
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Of course, I particularly liked any miniatures of Minnesota icons.
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Fun fact: I’m not actually enormous, it’s the TRAINS that are small!🚂

Went with family to the @tcmrm.bsky.social this weekend and had a blast.
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Not Christmas until James Bond escapes Piz Gloria
December 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Duluth! Visited both Bentleyville and Glensheen mansion, where I imagined myself hanging out in the servant’s courtyard and avoiding the boss.
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
A normal way to lay down
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Tag yourself, which of the 13 ghosts are you from 13 ghosts?

I’m “the Torso”
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hey CVS come get your boy. This is supposed to be packed up and outta here in 5 days.

You too, “Scp 2005 C21 045 LLC”, if that IS your real name.

PS I hate you and will never shop at one of your stores again.
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
New haircut to tame the wild mop that had grown out. Much cleaner - but is it TOO clean?
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Melvin is a way better mayor than this guy, who is possibly the worst mayor of all time. Confident that Mayor Carter would successfully evacuate Saint Paul before any moon-related Armageddon.
November 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Here's how I am voting tomorrow - @melvincarter.bsky.social, Yes, and Yes.

For some, the only way forward is backward. For me, the only way forward is forward. We aren't going to fix the city's problems by listening to Save Our Streets and other groups that are terrified of change.
November 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Knocking for the guy who stands up for safer streets (Summit Ave), who fixed our trash debacle, who launched Paulie permitting app, who reduced gun violence 70%, who understands that we can’t delay housing or street construction because of a small vocal minority, @melvincarter.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It’s National Cat Day! You’d think every day is National Cat Day with this gremlin.
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Door knocking again today! Be sure to vote “yes” on City Question 1 for Administrative Citations in Saint Paul.

We can pass all the progressive ordinances we want, but without an effective enforcement tool it won’t matter at all. Let’s hold absentee landlords and shady bosses accountable! Vote yes!
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This weekend is your last opportunity to see the Alebrijes on Raspberry Island! I liked the particularly scary ones.
October 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*record scratch* yep, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got here, volunteering for @melvincarter.bsky.social

Same reasons I backed @mollycoleman.bsky.social. I’m for building more housing INCLUDING SRO UNITS, and standing up for safer streets like the Summit Bike Trail/Utility Replacement.
October 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Candidates who support housing are not going to pander to wealthy NIMBYs. Super disappointed by the people saying “yes” to this indefinite moratorium on multifamily housing.

We need to build more housing. We need this to lower costs for everyday residents and get property taxes under control.
October 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just watched Kingdom of Heaven. Weird that MAGA have claimed Baldwin IV. In the movie he’s the wokest guy around. Spends most of his screen time hanging racist Templars and integrating cultures.

I guess the chuds just like his immaculate aura farming. Tbf, he has that shit ON.
October 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Brawny your “tear a square” paper towel is not quite a square. Not origami certified. I had such high hopes. Dashed against the rocks.
October 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Happy James Bond Day!

Which should I watch tonight to commemorate? Right now I’m thinking Octopussy.
October 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Bussed in in the second day of #weekwithoutdriving for what is sure to be a banger of a legislative hearing - the potential DEMOLITION the Midway CVS, which is essentially a Heironymus Bosch painting come to life at one of the most important intersections in Saint Paul.
September 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Maybe I should have posted like this?
September 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM