If you're about to argue that perhaps these people are not beholden to the calendar year, then why aren't they doing this in May, huh?

I saw Macedonia on a map and thought "no, absolutely not"

What if you need to swim away? Can't!

You might get a few awkward or uncomfortable "no"s, but I wonder if you could ask some local op shops for a bag of discards? It saves them disposal fees

Leek is a strong queer name though

I optimistically hope that people who become very focussed on these features in the abstract can connect to actual creatures in their presence, but yeah there's definitely a subsection of these people who see pets as accessories

I have come to support shelters lying about the breed of a cat based on looks, because if you think any fluffy cat is a Maine Coon and it gets the cat adopted, great for both of you

That experiment where people can give themselves an electric shock for no reason, but in the airport would go hard I imagine

We would all be the one man shocking ourselves 190 times

Ok good good, we can't have model requirements on top of being able to pull off objectively funny crimes