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Once again I am irrationally mad that people do their year in review summaries in December (or earlier!)

The year is not yet over! Your data is INCOMPLETE

(also there's nothing happening in January, put the time into it then)
December 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Dann, you don't say
December 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This is art
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The Gävlebocken has fallen!
"Unfortunately, I have fallen and met my fate - I’m sorry about my abrupt Christmas closure..." See more below
December 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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What a beautiful Christmas story
December 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
There is too much going on around new years day to be making resolutions. That's why I make new financial year's resolutions
December 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Feeling irrationally anxious about the concept of land locked countries
December 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I'm so excited for the upcoming 23&Me results season

Which relatives are uncharacteristically concerned with data privacy all of a sudden, which ones did NOT consider the unexpected possibilities - let's find out
December 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Sneeze like nobody's listening" - men, apparently
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Given that Will and May are acceptable names, I think we should expand this to other modal verbs

Say hello to little Could, baby Might.
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Damn robots really can steal our jobs
I think Claude Code has achieved AGI
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Look I know there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, but I wish I didn't have to search "are these pants Zionist" before clicking on a sale
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm sorry, the solution was this easy the whole time and we're only just trialing it now?
Why women in Victoria are being offered the green whistle [for IUD insertion], and what NSW can learn from it – Illawarra Women's Health Centre

www.womenshealthcentre.com.au/why-women-in-v…
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
First Luigi, now the Louvre heist guys, I I worry we're on a path to unrealistic beauty standards for criminals
November 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Whenever I am in a taxi I feel it is my duty to provide the driver with a little entertainment and intrigue. Time to discuss the most salacious gossip in the back seat
November 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Starting in Milan, in 73, revolutionary groups would mass up, go into supermarkets and chase out the bosses/security, get on the loudspeaker and declare everything free. They would then make revolutionary speeches while shoppers gleefully enjoyed the discount. They called this "proletariat shopping"
October 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Today's Tiktok report: the Britta water filter shark is high
October 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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I'm dying over Smitten Kitten (a sex shoppe) having to basically be like, "Google is lying about us having a glory hole."

www.instagram.com/reel/DPACIxZ...
September 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"
Microsoft blocks Israel’s use of its technology in mass surveillance of Palestinians
Exclusive: Tech firm ends military unit’s access to AI and data services after Guardian reveals secret spy project
www.theguardian.com
September 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I hope whoever stole my shampoo is enjoying their GLOSSY WAVY HAIR
September 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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An insightful read showing how some parents become radicalised into ‘gender critical’ transphobia when their child comes out as trans.

Here, one of the most unhinged leaders of the ‘Mom’s for Liberty’ movement is interviewed, along with their amazingly well-adjusted non-binary child…
A mom of a nonbinary teen became an anti-trans activist, fracturing a California family
A Sacramento-area mom fights against “gender indoctrination” and creates a chasm with her nonbinary child who wants to pursue person-hood
www.sacbee.com
September 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The landlord owns your thoughts now
Somehow not the most insane term I’ve seen in a residential lease.
September 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Sometimes I think about that one time someone with a frog profile pic snuck into my super secret discord server, looked around, and then just left without posting or interacting. Even though the interface does not indicate it, you could see the "this doesn't look like anything to me" thought process
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/
September 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM