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amelioratrix.bsky.social
the star to every wand'ring bark
@amelioratrix.bsky.social
Colourful cheerful witch.
Messing about with watercolours
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I remind myself of it every time I embark on some new creative endeavour
February 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
February 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Hey they're just a baker, something that famously doesn't involve maths AT ALL!
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
It's not as πŸ’•aestheticπŸ’• as the tiny ones in the ads, but it's a) free and b) here right now, which those tiny ones definitely aint
February 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Ambly came through with the goods!
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
πŸ‘€ omg
February 5, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Got served an ad for a tiny watercolour set and now I'm trying to figure out how to create it for less money and/or shipping within Australia.

Have I ever painted watercolour before? No. But have I always had a burning desire to watercolour? Also no. But look, that palette was really cute okay?
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I guess I didn't realise how well their field plus influencing paid?

Anyway they've lost their relatability cred with me now. Wow.
February 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I just saw a reel from an influencer who pops up on my explore page every now and then. They mostly talk about topics relating to their field of expertise, which is admittedly a professional field.

Anyway, in this reel they said they owned SEVERAL Hermès bags. SEVERAL.
February 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Hmm this might explain a few things for me too
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Salt and paprika
January 22, 2026 at 7:33 AM
My dog is a people pleaser just like her parents
January 21, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Taffy was a very good girl and suffered being poked and prodded with grace and only a little bit of stress panting.
January 21, 2026 at 8:23 AM
It was, and ORANGE
January 21, 2026 at 7:49 AM
There is a cat here named PAMPLEMOUSSE
January 21, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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Twitter is not a platform, it is the spirit of the people, and you can find it in this thread
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 12:35 AM
By the aching in my thumbs / something brassic this way comes!
January 19, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Yeah, otherwise it's too tough to eat
January 19, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I have injured my thumbs ... massaging kale. I wish I was kidding.
January 19, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Fair, fair
January 14, 2026 at 11:24 PM
You gotta make em work for the solutions tho
January 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Ha!
January 14, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I think you mean Quentin Blake? Unless Quentin Crisp did illustrations as well, which I wouldn't put past her ...
January 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I'm currently juggling my laptop, my drink bottle, my lunchbox, my purchases and a gift someone gave me on my commute home.

I might be in the train but I am also on the STRUGGLE BUS.

I would wish my backpack back in an instant.
January 13, 2026 at 6:20 AM