I've BEEN saying (also, they also have too many teeth, and their noses are not nearly busted enough). (Also also, nothing on God's green earth smells worse than a hockey locker room, please get those breezers off, boys)

The fact that you're even asking this is grotesque and is yet another indictment of how weird and dysfunctional we are about death, and how disgusting it is that companies will do anything to cash in on that dysfunction.

Yeah, I have stfu about machine learning, because I can in the same breath enumerate SO many sins of generative AI and the force-bloat of AI-tech, and miniblogging platforms like this just ain't the place for nuance like that.

that we have overcome in the past, together, that we have worked as a society to make progress on, and that yes, we still have to keep working on. I saw someone 'wish they lived in less interesting times,' and honey, THERE ARE NO TIMES LESS INTERESTING THAN THIS. We gotta keep it moving.

No thank you. She deserves exactly zero minutes of my time.

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Drew. Drew. My Niners just won in Cleveland for the first time in 41 years, and the Rams just somehow lost to the Panthers. I am desperately gonna need the Vikings to step up and complete the trifecta by walloping the Seahawks. Can you talk to some people and make that happen?

Howdy, local blueskyer. I hope you dug out without much trouble!

Lotta hockey players in that crowd. Inherently suspicious lot.

I keep telling myself, grimly, that it's building character, as slabs of snow get yanked off my car by my snow brush and inevitably fall into my boots.

(I actually love winter and snow, but the work parking lot is HELL in winter)

i could BARELY accept 'too arrogant and stupid to turn around' but then i got to the part of the article where he was tampering with the kid's hospital equipment and...yeah.

my foster and your foster could have an ear-off!

oh nooo. Oh that sounds awful. I'm so sorry.

One of the best cold-weather cheap meals EVER

a National Guard rear echelon motherfucker, no less