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Here's a real quote from someone commenting on a story about kids who got themselves stuck on the roof of the local mall in the middle of the night.

"I would have sprayed them down with water and let them sit up there for hrs."
January 5, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I was thinking this exact same thing earlier
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
They do say there are two wolves inside of all of us
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
bruh, are you fucking stupid?
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reposted by hotbreadmachine
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
December 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I LOOOOOVE banana pudding desserts, and that looks delicious, dude.

Merry Christmas!
a scooby doo dog with a sd tag on his neck
Alt: An animated gif of Scooby Doo looking to the right while smacking his lips and drooling. He's wearing a light blue collar with a bronze dog tag that reads "SD"
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December 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I fuckin' love that
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hell yeah. Guardsman is super fun with one of the Recon lasguns because of the insane rate of fire, but it's hard to pass up the plasma gun because of it's brutality
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
What's your favorite class to play? I really like the zealot with a short chain sword and boltgun
December 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM