It is not "pedantic" to acknowledge that a college protest against Iran makes zero sense. Protests are typically against things, not in favor of rights movements in other countries!

“A popular knapsack with many different locations” is one of those Cellar Door phrases. It would never occur to me to say those specific words in that specific order, ever

Tilda Swinton at the end of Suspiria

I have met precisely one (1) person here in Toronto who knew basically anything about this situation and it’s because she was a former journalist

I’m trying to picture the face in question but all I can imagine is AI trump singing a chinese love song

Every time I look at this creep he looks more like someone did one of those “Simpsons in real life” photoshops but about Woodstock from Peanuts than the last time I looked at this creep

Anyways, Stephen Kingdom Hearts. Is that anything

A friend reading The Dark Tower was explaining to me how all Stephen King novels are connected and he got really mad at me for saying “that sounds a lot like Kingdom Hearts”

In Cory Doctorow’s (really excellent) new book he likens this to a carnie getting someone at the CNE to carry around a giant teddy in the toronto august heat all day. Everyone else thinks winning a teddy is more likely and the first guy gets heat stroke

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ braow
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ weeee

“Oh yeah? Well what about: A King”

God took away Heathcliff’s anthropomorphism

The skies are dark, for all the stars are in… COMPUTERS? You heard that right,