16 bit elle woods complex (she/her)
@hotgirldemoscene.bsky.social
every time someone follows this acc a cybertruck spontaneously combusts in Florida
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I LEFT MY COMPUTER ON PAST MIDNIGHT AND IT DIDNT EXPLODE
January 1, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I LEFT MY COMPUTER ON PAST MIDNIGHT AND IT DIDNT EXPLODE
guys can you believe it's almost 1999
January 1, 2026 at 6:35 AM
guys can you believe it's almost 1999
no, youtube, i don't want your AI glasses, i am specifically looking to purchase a Sony Discman so that i can listen to the new NSync album while playing Action Quake 2
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
no, youtube, i don't want your AI glasses, i am specifically looking to purchase a Sony Discman so that i can listen to the new NSync album while playing Action Quake 2
i headcanon that Bing Bong is a mountain chicken, which is actually a type of frog
December 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
i headcanon that Bing Bong is a mountain chicken, which is actually a type of frog
oopb
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
oopb
on this day in history, God tried in vain to prevent the existence of Careless Whisper
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
on this day in history, God tried in vain to prevent the existence of Careless Whisper
5 hands down
Reposting with alt text.
I'm leaning towards House 3, that would be killer for hosting events + a good motivator to stay in shape 🖤
I'm leaning towards House 3, that would be killer for hosting events + a good motivator to stay in shape 🖤
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
5 hands down
amateurs. my tab counter on firefox has turned into a Roast Hand
October 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
amateurs. my tab counter on firefox has turned into a Roast Hand
when i said i wanted the y2k aesthetic back i didn't mean hosting games made by 10 Year Old Halo Squeakers
October 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
when i said i wanted the y2k aesthetic back i didn't mean hosting games made by 10 Year Old Halo Squeakers
elves born in 1975 are now starting middle school, maybe i really am getting old
September 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
elves born in 1975 are now starting middle school, maybe i really am getting old
be VERY careful of what you download on the internet, i have just witnessed a grey 2006 Acura CSX spontaneously materialize in my driveway
September 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
be VERY careful of what you download on the internet, i have just witnessed a grey 2006 Acura CSX spontaneously materialize in my driveway
i feel called out
Google: we are a multi-billion dollar company, employing some of the brightest minds in the technology world.
Also Google: when you create a child profile on YouTube Kids, there’ll be a scroll wheel which will let you select an age of your child up to 115 years old.
Also Google: when you create a child profile on YouTube Kids, there’ll be a scroll wheel which will let you select an age of your child up to 115 years old.
August 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i feel called out
age verification: sometimes i still refer to Istanbul as Constantinople
Age verification?
My first social media page was Xanga
My first social media page was Xanga
Age Verification:
I remember when Odido Netherlands was Orange.
I remember when Odido Netherlands was Orange.
August 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
age verification: sometimes i still refer to Istanbul as Constantinople
went to the arcade to eat chicken tenders with a fork. i have achieved peak Elf Nonsense
August 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
went to the arcade to eat chicken tenders with a fork. i have achieved peak Elf Nonsense
remember kids, any art you post of Kasane Teto as an inflated protogen can and will be used against you in court
August 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
remember kids, any art you post of Kasane Teto as an inflated protogen can and will be used against you in court
no, before you ask, i was not, in fact, the one responsible for the raisin-laced guacamole at the pool party that resulted in the hospitalization of at least 4 people
July 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
no, before you ask, i was not, in fact, the one responsible for the raisin-laced guacamole at the pool party that resulted in the hospitalization of at least 4 people
peach and daisy are the new bubblegum and marceline
i don't make the rules
i don't make the rules
Nintendo says Princess Peach and Mario are just good friends
Nintendo has clarified on the Nintendo Today app that the lovable Princess Peach and Mario are just good friends putting to bed fan theories that they are in a relationship or have had a relationship. This comes despite the kisses over…
Nintendo has clarified on the Nintendo Today app that the lovable Princess Peach and Mario are just good friends putting to bed fan theories that they are in a relationship or have had a relationship. This comes despite the kisses over…
Nintendo says Princess Peach and Mario are just good friends
Nintendo has clarified on the Nintendo Today app that the lovable Princess Peach and Mario are just good friends putting to bed fan theories that they are in a relationship or have had a relationship. This comes despite the kisses over the years and the closeness of the two characters. Nintendo also said that the two characters help each other out whenever they can, just like good friends. "Princess Peach and Mario are good friends and help each other out whenever they can."
mynintendonews.com
July 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
peach and daisy are the new bubblegum and marceline
i don't make the rules
i don't make the rules
me: i will absolutely NOT play ANY gacha game on stream EVER
also me, running panickedly out of a McDonald's with $29,881 worth of Happy Meal Squishmallows:
also me, running panickedly out of a McDonald's with $29,881 worth of Happy Meal Squishmallows:
July 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
me: i will absolutely NOT play ANY gacha game on stream EVER
also me, running panickedly out of a McDonald's with $29,881 worth of Happy Meal Squishmallows:
also me, running panickedly out of a McDonald's with $29,881 worth of Happy Meal Squishmallows:
wait what was the mindtrap i was just involved in a minor scuffle at the border involving a party-sized bag of Flamin Hot Funyuns
July 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
wait what was the mindtrap i was just involved in a minor scuffle at the border involving a party-sized bag of Flamin Hot Funyuns
whenever i cringe at a Minecraft Movie reference i remind myself that inciting senseless violence in a movie theater for twitch is very on brand for my channel
July 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
whenever i cringe at a Minecraft Movie reference i remind myself that inciting senseless violence in a movie theater for twitch is very on brand for my channel
not sure if i'm really boycotting nintendo or if it's just the Field-Tested StatTrak Frontside Misty AK i have duct-taped onto my forearm
July 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
not sure if i'm really boycotting nintendo or if it's just the Field-Tested StatTrak Frontside Misty AK i have duct-taped onto my forearm
it's pronounced جif
June 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
it's pronounced جif
i headcanon that the world actually did end in 2012, we've been stuck in a time loop for over a decade and that's why pop music producers still think 808 trap hi hats are cool
June 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i headcanon that the world actually did end in 2012, we've been stuck in a time loop for over a decade and that's why pop music producers still think 808 trap hi hats are cool
the only king i support is King Donuts Teriyaki Laundromat (it's a real place)
June 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
the only king i support is King Donuts Teriyaki Laundromat (it's a real place)
6th edition may very well become the Windows 11 of D&D
Good article. The only good thing Habro-Wizards it's doing is telling you to go play other games.
April 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
6th edition may very well become the Windows 11 of D&D