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Martin Rosner
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · Jan 7
panel 1 man thinking: Am I still a good person if helping others also benefits me? panel 2 disembodied voice from far away: Hey, man panel 3 picture of the entire universe: It's me, the universe panel 4 universe: Be kind, I don't care why
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 10h
Bro, they're forcing me to start a podcast to promote my standup

"Shows aren't enough anymore"

Why can't I just do the thing I am doing, why does everything need an extra lil performance
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 1d
Think I joined the bad guys by accident. They're telling me to stand next to red barrels marked as highly explosive
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 1d
You can't rush good cheese
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 1d
Cool guy
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Zals @zals.bsky.social · 1d
Big zealot
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Underpalewater @underpalewater.bsky.social · 1d
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farfin @farfin.bsky.social · 2d
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DeadSlug @deadslug.bsky.social · 2d
Badass Kyro
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ZabelRockDesign @zabelrockdesign.bsky.social · 2d
Hope everyone's weekend went well!
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Jeremy Anninos @anninosart.bsky.social · 2d
💚🔥
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ori @orisghost.bsky.social · 2d
silksong
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3d
Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 3d
DO NOT GIVE UP
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 3d
Ah so maybe the “depictions of fictional violence is the same as real violence” people and “ChatGPT should have personhood” people are maybe the same type of people
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 3d
I feel your pain, ai got so peeved at the conclusion I immediately deinstalled
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 3d
I saw tou posting bout it and didn't wanna ruin your fun

The general consensus is it's very disappointing and every character story, except Odysseus, is a nothing burger
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 4d
If money is the root of all evil then I'm pure of heart
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 4d
Absolutely heinous.
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 6d
I like my women like I like my games

independent
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 7d
this is an interesting read to say the least
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 7d
George Orwell sucks part 3

- BBC fund both Animal Farm and 1984, both intended as criticism of Russia
- in 1949 creates list of potential communist threats for the UK gov and the CIA

The most famous anti-surveillance author is himself part of the propaganda machine that discourages dissent
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 7d
George Orwell sucks part 2

- starts working for the BBC, first makes anti-nazi propaganda, then anti-communism propaganda
- 1940 review of the Mein Kampf (paraphrasing): I know I should kill him, but I can't bring myself to dislike him. He's pathetic in a very endearing way

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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 7d
George Orwell (Eric Arthur Blair) fucking sucked

- gramps was a plantation owner, dad an opium lord - that's old fucking money
- spent youth in Burma as surveillance specialist
- joined the Spanish civil war but his comrades hated him so much he had to flee the country

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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 7d
Yup, he kept pestering several women after they said no, then said he didn't know that was assault
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AnyaScream🎃 @anyascreen.bsky.social · 7d
"You dont understand. I took the blood money while thinking extremely racist things about the people I took it from, but actually they've got our slop!"
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 7d
My favorite excerpt of this is Bill Burr apparently not knowing that Saudi Arabia is a major American ally.
When he flew into Saudi Arabia, Burr's nervousness crept back, but he was struck by the amount of local Western influence. "You think everybody's going to be screaming 'death to America and they're going to have like fucking machetes and want to like chop my head off, right?" Burr said. "Because this is what I've been fed about that part of the world. I thought this place was going to be really tense. And I'm thinking like: Is that a Starbucks next to a Pizza Hut next to a Burger King next to McDonald's ...? They got a fucking Chili's over here!"
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