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a whole lot of people wouldn't be shit if they weren't hiding behind a corporate veil
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Can any of you sports nuts name this player without digging into pro football reference?
Does anyone have any contact info on the ATL hip hop duo Fat Kids Brotha? I'm looking for a very specific song from 2010.
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Posting this here since everything is goofy anyways so a little understanding goes a long way.

christophersauer.com/2026/02/10/e...
Experience as perspective: The Golden Rule at work
Nobody likes bad surprises. Especially avoidable ones. Even moreso when that bad surprise impacts a vested interest. Nobody wants to be sold a false bill of goods. Thinking about the person on the …
christophersauer.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
yall search for 67 on google it's fucking hilarious
February 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
the way i see it any rational denver broncos fan should fucking hate the seahawks, not only for super bowl 48 and for giving us a 1976 datsun in russell wilson, but also because they were in the afc west until the texans joined the nfl, at which point they went to the nfc west. fuck them.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
new social media petition: tell @ellieatwhl.co.uk that it's almost 2am over there and this fool is trying to stay awake until the next touchdown when she knows damn well nobody is going to score a touchdown this game. she's trying to stay awake until the ghost of brett favre returns to the packers
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
truly a crazy haltime show when two dudes twerking on each other is probably the thing that white people are third most pissed off about the whole thing lmao
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
oh benito killed that shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
dude fuck this nationalistic shit just play the fucking game
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
hope seattle passes it at the one yard line again
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
everytime i hear an aussie during an nfl broadcast im like oh that mf is probably a punter somewhere
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
oh yeah charlie is fucking cooking on this anthem
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
i'm here for charlie puth doing the national anthem normally it's someone i have no idea who tf it is and at least they got a very talented musician for this one - his music isn't necessarily lane but look at three of his performances on youtube and it's easy to see how fucking talented he is
February 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
nuevayolllllllllll
a close up of a man 's face with a beard and hat .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard and hat .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
giving this 10 year old some culture with green day and she's actually giving it a hard listen - i appreciate her
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
tony romo teaching his kids the en passant is kind of a savage move, but my dad did the same thing to me. #chess
February 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
vamos escuchar al conejo malo
February 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
idk about you but me and my friends would have beat the super bowl referees with tackling dummies i can tell you that
February 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
noah eagle as a super bowl commentator also makes me feel very old - for sure no semblance of my childhood is left outside of like my stuffed animal and my broncos model semi
February 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooo this is literally nuts - i fully support it - but like damn this is an abormally loud statement - i'm shocked but i'm so on board with this - this is what people with money should be doing the whole time - fighting for what's right.
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
February 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
oh shit i found a new football player from south dakota to root for - fucking hate the seahawks but will root for grey zabel because i used to go fishing in that man's hometown before that man was born. i also feel old because of this
February 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
uncrusting an uncrustable is crazy
www.youtube.com/shorts/Duuru...
This is crazy behavior from Donnie Freeman 😭
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
"The strip club ain't no home office, that's a red flag."

"You might be right, the strip club is not a home office, you're asking to be audited, son. But is being right more important than friendship? Hug. HUG, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
dang it only takes me a minute, minute and a half if i'm really revved up, it takes jokic 10 years to orgasm, that's nuts.
3,291 days later and he's surpassed the Big O
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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Marvin Gaye - What's Going On
YouTube video by SuperWhoopass
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 6:24 AM
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hunkin it dumb boy style
walkin fast
faces pass
and im homebound
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM