Mr. Typo
@hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network
“Keep your shoes tied because life’s a trip.”
INTJ-A. Firestarter. Associated with Amplify, Lenticular Solutions, Mile High Dreamin', Ventana Consultng, Zenhao Academy. I show up to stuff.
Trying to empower the indie musician. Blob.
INTJ-A. Firestarter. Associated with Amplify, Lenticular Solutions, Mile High Dreamin', Ventana Consultng, Zenhao Academy. I show up to stuff.
Trying to empower the indie musician. Blob.
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Mr. Typo
@hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network
· Nov 16
Can any of you sports nuts name this player without digging into pro football reference?
fuck the world and its problems though, i'm about to go snuggle the fuck out of my pookies.
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
fuck the world and its problems though, i'm about to go snuggle the fuck out of my pookies.
not gonna lie though, regarding crm, there's a lot of people who claim to really be out here like that but peddle straight garbage to the masses, and the conscientious ones see right through that bullshit. those are the people whose lunch i'm really about to enjoy.
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
not gonna lie though, regarding crm, there's a lot of people who claim to really be out here like that but peddle straight garbage to the masses, and the conscientious ones see right through that bullshit. those are the people whose lunch i'm really about to enjoy.
no reason for alperen sengun to not be a more athletic, slightly less cerebral nikola jokic - literally the skill set is right there it's mainly the build that is different.
December 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
no reason for alperen sengun to not be a more athletic, slightly less cerebral nikola jokic - literally the skill set is right there it's mainly the build that is different.
i hope yall realize how cool it is that i have a salesforce mvp, my mentor, and my boss fucking with me as the speakers on our project idea that we are workshopping - like i don't care who talks at this point our project is about to be so meticulously cared for regardless of custody i feel great
December 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i hope yall realize how cool it is that i have a salesforce mvp, my mentor, and my boss fucking with me as the speakers on our project idea that we are workshopping - like i don't care who talks at this point our project is about to be so meticulously cared for regardless of custody i feel great
How THE FUCK did DK Metcalf lose $45 mil in potential earnings over a single punch?!?!?!?!?! Fuck that shit Goodell would be next....
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
How THE FUCK did DK Metcalf lose $45 mil in potential earnings over a single punch?!?!?!?!?! Fuck that shit Goodell would be next....
i really love you salesforce folks that stay on here not gonna lie i dont miss too many of the people who abandoned already - but primarily folks like @utkan.com, @peiroll.com, and @evelyn.fyi . those are my folks, damn it.
December 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i really love you salesforce folks that stay on here not gonna lie i dont miss too many of the people who abandoned already - but primarily folks like @utkan.com, @peiroll.com, and @evelyn.fyi . those are my folks, damn it.
IMA TEACH YOU HOW TO STEAL A FUCKING SRT
December 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
IMA TEACH YOU HOW TO STEAL A FUCKING SRT
what i like about talking to a bunch of people across the world is that i can be on my bullshit at 5am local time and nobody is either awake or close enough in proximity to judge me.
December 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
what i like about talking to a bunch of people across the world is that i can be on my bullshit at 5am local time and nobody is either awake or close enough in proximity to judge me.
got 60 trailhead badges the last three days (56 in the first 2 days) - four star ranger agentforce legend - your big homie's big homie - fuck with your boy i'm really out here like that i'll fix your fucked up data and make it work like the fucking dream that you imagine - talkin about practice
a man speaking into a microphone with the words we talkin about practice
ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the words we talkin about practice
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
got 60 trailhead badges the last three days (56 in the first 2 days) - four star ranger agentforce legend - your big homie's big homie - fuck with your boy i'm really out here like that i'll fix your fucked up data and make it work like the fucking dream that you imagine - talkin about practice
oh this kid is spitting!
www.youtube.com/shorts/nmGAA...
www.youtube.com/shorts/nmGAA...
this not even a song i jus snitched on myself in 4k
YouTube video by chase usa
www.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
oh this kid is spitting!
www.youtube.com/shorts/nmGAA...
www.youtube.com/shorts/nmGAA...
Still don't understand why these Philly Phools don't run the tush push (aka The Ass Blast, aka QB Sneak) in every situation except for 3rd or 4th & Long - don't make any sense to me like if the refs give you the benefit of the doubt every time you manipulate the fuck out of that loophole.
December 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Still don't understand why these Philly Phools don't run the tush push (aka The Ass Blast, aka QB Sneak) in every situation except for 3rd or 4th & Long - don't make any sense to me like if the refs give you the benefit of the doubt every time you manipulate the fuck out of that loophole.
Does New Hampshire actually exist as a state?!?!?!? Can anyone prove it?!?!?!
December 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Does New Hampshire actually exist as a state?!?!?!? Can anyone prove it?!?!?!
AYE IS ANYONE HOME IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
AYE IS ANYONE HOME IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
What other Salesforce-adjacent events are today? I feel like I need one or two more.
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What other Salesforce-adjacent events are today? I feel like I need one or two more.
Mr. Typo here! Cunt your blessings this holidae!
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Mr. Typo here! Cunt your blessings this holidae!
wait where the fuck did my handle go now
December 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
wait where the fuck did my handle go now
Grateful as shit for the Nonprofit Bridge Project
December 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Grateful as shit for the Nonprofit Bridge Project
If there is not a @peiroll.com and @crmtom92.com interview called "Be More Sponge" yet, it needs to happen.
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If there is not a @peiroll.com and @crmtom92.com interview called "Be More Sponge" yet, it needs to happen.
Michael does bring up some very valid points
www.freelikeapuppy.tech/post/platfor...
www.freelikeapuppy.tech/post/platfor...
Platform Not Product
Salesforce makes a very good platform but not necessarily always good products.
www.freelikeapuppy.tech
December 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Michael does bring up some very valid points
www.freelikeapuppy.tech/post/platfor...
www.freelikeapuppy.tech/post/platfor...
Accenture having a sponsored nonprofit session is a true laugh
December 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Accenture having a sponsored nonprofit session is a true laugh
I'm gonna be sad as fuck if I can't get Agentforce Legend done by the end of the year because of this one single unit - hoping for the best! trailhead.salesforce.com/content/lear...
Creating an Agent Using Salesforce DX Tools
Discover how to generate and create an agent using Salesforce DX. Learn essential commands for effective agent management in your org.
trailhead.salesforce.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm gonna be sad as fuck if I can't get Agentforce Legend done by the end of the year because of this one single unit - hoping for the best! trailhead.salesforce.com/content/lear...
Yeah but the real takeaway here is that Tracey worked EVERYBODY lmao
Tax Person: You’re reporting a $24 charge. What was it for?
Me: Critical business infrastructure.
Tax Person: Please clarify.
Me: Snowmen. Racing. Interactively.
Me: Critical business infrastructure.
Tax Person: Please clarify.
Me: Snowmen. Racing. Interactively.
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Yeah but the real takeaway here is that Tracey worked EVERYBODY lmao
Oh no the facilitator lady said this guy plays the trombone bass - what the FUCK is that?!?!?!?!??!?!?
I know about the bass trombone, I actually play it quite well. But like the trombone bass fam?!?!?!
Hit this string and it makes a fart noise fam.
I know about the bass trombone, I actually play it quite well. But like the trombone bass fam?!?!?!
Hit this string and it makes a fart noise fam.
December 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Oh no the facilitator lady said this guy plays the trombone bass - what the FUCK is that?!?!?!?!??!?!?
I know about the bass trombone, I actually play it quite well. But like the trombone bass fam?!?!?!
Hit this string and it makes a fart noise fam.
I know about the bass trombone, I actually play it quite well. But like the trombone bass fam?!?!?!
Hit this string and it makes a fart noise fam.
Prime Video just showed Josh Hart grabbing at his dick for like two seconds that's crazy
December 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Prime Video just showed Josh Hart grabbing at his dick for like two seconds that's crazy
people stay forgetting that communication is a two way road - or was the whole thing we were fed about kids deserving unconditional love just fucked from the jump?
cutting bullshit parents out of my life, although massively inconvenient to accomplishing ANYTHING in life, has been quite freeing.
cutting bullshit parents out of my life, although massively inconvenient to accomplishing ANYTHING in life, has been quite freeing.
hmm. im just gonna say it: your kids are estranged from you for a reason and making tiktoks about how you're the victim is probably emblematic of it. www.wsj.com/lifestyle/re...
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
www.wsj.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
people stay forgetting that communication is a two way road - or was the whole thing we were fed about kids deserving unconditional love just fucked from the jump?
cutting bullshit parents out of my life, although massively inconvenient to accomplishing ANYTHING in life, has been quite freeing.
cutting bullshit parents out of my life, although massively inconvenient to accomplishing ANYTHING in life, has been quite freeing.