never been a smoker but every time i hear that a cigarette takes 11 minutes off your life i really consider getting into it

Being 35 is being excited about new half-the-size fish oil supplements cause you get to up your omega 3 intake from 720 to 900 mg

I wanna be a cat

I can't believe no one on @lebatardshow.bsky.social said 'A Tale of Two Whos' during Tony's Top 5 - an inexcusable lapse in judgment.

i feel so embarrassed taking calcium, iron, & magnesium supplements. oh, you need minerals? why don’t you eat some rocks you idiot? why don’t you shovel down some dirt, dummy? stupid fucking minerals, enjoy your rock pills

And yet I'm single... 😔

of course there’s birth control for men. it’s called the way they act

Big Facts

awake and stressing about how to live a life according to my principles when everything is on fire and it’s only getting worse.

First post on bluesky, how am I doing? 😈