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House Demon Factory
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makin fucked up lil guys
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House Demon 0001: Tippy Tapper
It is said the only time you can see the Tippy Tapper is when you look around the corner at 3:33 AM when you hear tapping on your wall.
He then smiles at you and skitters away
house demon 1208: shadow man needs to piss NOW

this shadow man usually sits in the corner watching you, always.

but it pissin time and your roommate was in there for 40 FUCKING MINUTES AND FORGOT TO FLUSH DAMNIT

anyway back to watchin you sleep :3
December 9, 2024 at 3:39 AM
House Demon 32: Pinkie Pete

this demon is a giant pinkie with a little tattoo that says 'fuck'

it does have a mouth
November 17, 2024 at 6:04 AM
House Demon 0002: Mister
A strange creature that stands at the end of the hall silently staring at you. As you look at him you feel a growing need to say fuck. If you do, it asks 'Wanna see my Vice President?'
Further analysis is needed for what that could mean.
November 15, 2024 at 6:54 AM
House Demon E10: Check Mate
sometimes when you are just about to fall asleep and you feel like pressure on your legs and it jolts you awake and you look and nothings there? well sometimes there is.
a little guy sittin on your legs just makin sure you're okay.
what was his name?
November 15, 2024 at 6:53 AM
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lore runs deep and snow just keeps falling
November 11, 2024 at 9:08 PM
House Demon 8336: Rimbbleson
this house demon thrives on surprises, an invasive species, this demon feasts on gremlins and toes
it will sit in the corner with a cute demeanor until BLAM it says something fucked up like 'chicken nuggies mid' an absolute menace
fuck rimbbleson
November 9, 2024 at 12:33 AM
House Demon 0046: Johnson
a box with a few stains and some water damage. it has a smiley face drawn on it.
johnson sits in the hallway just waitin on his best friend, you!!!!
come on... help a fella out
November 9, 2024 at 12:30 AM
House Demon 0044: Right Shoe
it's a right chuck taylor converse with embroidered flowers on it. from what it looks like its just a normal shoe?
only thing we found was when we first found it there was a note saying the other "LEFT to get milk"
wait... little bastard punned us
November 9, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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I hardly see anything about Palestine here, and that must change.

Here is a thread of vetted fundraisers for people in Palestine who need help!

All fundraisers are from gaza-evacuation-funds on tumblr. I don’t verify fundraisers 🧵🇵🇸
November 7, 2024 at 8:15 PM
House Demon 581: TIN CAN MAN (man man man)

a pile of cans sitting in a dirty corner of your room, we all have one, it sits there and collects dust but every 3 months on the 3rd hour of the 15th day you hear 'ITS RECYCLING TIME" and it becomes a man

like a normal dude named clyde

pretty. cool.
November 8, 2024 at 3:56 PM
house demon 8342: bear hug <3
ever lonely at night? ever needed a friend during a tough time? do you not have any friends?
damn that sucks... anyway this guy watches you while you sleep. sweet dreams!
November 8, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
we at the factory love you, and are here for you.

so are the demons but like some of them will kill you... probably? maybe. some demons are dangerous... just use protection.
November 6, 2024 at 1:46 PM
House Demon 110524: The Vote Leech

we've started finding these around the office, they seem to be sentient 'I voted' stickers.

they latch on to you and whisper 'i abstained last election to drink 15 gallons of mil and chug a 64 oz rootbeer big gulp' we decided to vote. because what the fuck man..
November 5, 2024 at 4:17 AM
House Demon 0254: Hamlet
at 4:38 AM you can hear mumbling coming from somewhere should you investigate, you find a small gremlin wearing a pig mask reciting poetry and Shakespear
if he sees you he screams waves his arms in the air and dives in to your garbage disposal
November 2, 2024 at 3:54 AM
House Demon 0001: Tippy Tapper
It is said the only time you can see the Tippy Tapper is when you look around the corner at 3:33 AM when you hear tapping on your wall.
He then smiles at you and skitters away
November 2, 2024 at 3:18 AM