House Demon Factory
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makin fucked up lil guys
house demon 1208: shadow man needs to piss NOW
this shadow man usually sits in the corner watching you, always.
but it pissin time and your roommate was in there for 40 FUCKING MINUTES AND FORGOT TO FLUSH DAMNIT
anyway back to watchin you sleep :3
this shadow man usually sits in the corner watching you, always.
but it pissin time and your roommate was in there for 40 FUCKING MINUTES AND FORGOT TO FLUSH DAMNIT
anyway back to watchin you sleep :3
December 9, 2024 at 3:39 AM
house demon 1208: shadow man needs to piss NOW
this shadow man usually sits in the corner watching you, always.
but it pissin time and your roommate was in there for 40 FUCKING MINUTES AND FORGOT TO FLUSH DAMNIT
anyway back to watchin you sleep :3
this shadow man usually sits in the corner watching you, always.
but it pissin time and your roommate was in there for 40 FUCKING MINUTES AND FORGOT TO FLUSH DAMNIT
anyway back to watchin you sleep :3
House Demon 0002: Mister
A strange creature that stands at the end of the hall silently staring at you. As you look at him you feel a growing need to say fuck. If you do, it asks 'Wanna see my Vice President?'
Further analysis is needed for what that could mean.
A strange creature that stands at the end of the hall silently staring at you. As you look at him you feel a growing need to say fuck. If you do, it asks 'Wanna see my Vice President?'
Further analysis is needed for what that could mean.
November 15, 2024 at 6:54 AM
House Demon 0002: Mister
A strange creature that stands at the end of the hall silently staring at you. As you look at him you feel a growing need to say fuck. If you do, it asks 'Wanna see my Vice President?'
Further analysis is needed for what that could mean.
A strange creature that stands at the end of the hall silently staring at you. As you look at him you feel a growing need to say fuck. If you do, it asks 'Wanna see my Vice President?'
Further analysis is needed for what that could mean.
House Demon 8336: Rimbbleson
this house demon thrives on surprises, an invasive species, this demon feasts on gremlins and toes
it will sit in the corner with a cute demeanor until BLAM it says something fucked up like 'chicken nuggies mid' an absolute menace
fuck rimbbleson
this house demon thrives on surprises, an invasive species, this demon feasts on gremlins and toes
it will sit in the corner with a cute demeanor until BLAM it says something fucked up like 'chicken nuggies mid' an absolute menace
fuck rimbbleson
November 9, 2024 at 12:33 AM
House Demon 8336: Rimbbleson
this house demon thrives on surprises, an invasive species, this demon feasts on gremlins and toes
it will sit in the corner with a cute demeanor until BLAM it says something fucked up like 'chicken nuggies mid' an absolute menace
fuck rimbbleson
this house demon thrives on surprises, an invasive species, this demon feasts on gremlins and toes
it will sit in the corner with a cute demeanor until BLAM it says something fucked up like 'chicken nuggies mid' an absolute menace
fuck rimbbleson
house demon 8342: bear hug <3
ever lonely at night? ever needed a friend during a tough time? do you not have any friends?
damn that sucks... anyway this guy watches you while you sleep. sweet dreams!
ever lonely at night? ever needed a friend during a tough time? do you not have any friends?
damn that sucks... anyway this guy watches you while you sleep. sweet dreams!
November 8, 2024 at 3:51 PM
house demon 8342: bear hug <3
ever lonely at night? ever needed a friend during a tough time? do you not have any friends?
damn that sucks... anyway this guy watches you while you sleep. sweet dreams!
ever lonely at night? ever needed a friend during a tough time? do you not have any friends?
damn that sucks... anyway this guy watches you while you sleep. sweet dreams!
House Demon 110524: The Vote Leech
we've started finding these around the office, they seem to be sentient 'I voted' stickers.
they latch on to you and whisper 'i abstained last election to drink 15 gallons of mil and chug a 64 oz rootbeer big gulp' we decided to vote. because what the fuck man..
we've started finding these around the office, they seem to be sentient 'I voted' stickers.
they latch on to you and whisper 'i abstained last election to drink 15 gallons of mil and chug a 64 oz rootbeer big gulp' we decided to vote. because what the fuck man..
November 5, 2024 at 4:17 AM
House Demon 110524: The Vote Leech
we've started finding these around the office, they seem to be sentient 'I voted' stickers.
they latch on to you and whisper 'i abstained last election to drink 15 gallons of mil and chug a 64 oz rootbeer big gulp' we decided to vote. because what the fuck man..
we've started finding these around the office, they seem to be sentient 'I voted' stickers.
they latch on to you and whisper 'i abstained last election to drink 15 gallons of mil and chug a 64 oz rootbeer big gulp' we decided to vote. because what the fuck man..
House Demon 0001: Tippy Tapper
It is said the only time you can see the Tippy Tapper is when you look around the corner at 3:33 AM when you hear tapping on your wall.
He then smiles at you and skitters away
It is said the only time you can see the Tippy Tapper is when you look around the corner at 3:33 AM when you hear tapping on your wall.
He then smiles at you and skitters away
November 2, 2024 at 3:18 AM
House Demon 0001: Tippy Tapper
It is said the only time you can see the Tippy Tapper is when you look around the corner at 3:33 AM when you hear tapping on your wall.
He then smiles at you and skitters away
It is said the only time you can see the Tippy Tapper is when you look around the corner at 3:33 AM when you hear tapping on your wall.
He then smiles at you and skitters away