Houston Wolf
@houstonwolf.bsky.social
Politically liberal, fascinated by astrology, retired ultra runner disillusioned by our Democratic Party "leaders" and hopeful the American people take over and then individually and collectively put a stop to this Trump MAGA nonsense
I want to see the Democratic-controlled Virginia House of Delegates subpoena Tim Kaine for a strict detailing of how much he was worth when he entered elective office, how much he's worth now, and how he got there.
Illinois, Maine, Pennsylvania can do this too
Embarrass these people out of office
Illinois, Maine, Pennsylvania can do this too
Embarrass these people out of office
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I want to see the Democratic-controlled Virginia House of Delegates subpoena Tim Kaine for a strict detailing of how much he was worth when he entered elective office, how much he's worth now, and how he got there.
Illinois, Maine, Pennsylvania can do this too
Embarrass these people out of office
Illinois, Maine, Pennsylvania can do this too
Embarrass these people out of office
So no lie, both these sauces have the most unique and distinctive flavor of any in my collection.
Ghost Pepper Palsy is very, VERY HOT; Crippling Agony is within my usual realm of heat and the flavor is going to put it at the top of my rotation.
I think it will go best with eggs and meat
Ghost Pepper Palsy is very, VERY HOT; Crippling Agony is within my usual realm of heat and the flavor is going to put it at the top of my rotation.
I think it will go best with eggs and meat
September 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
So no lie, both these sauces have the most unique and distinctive flavor of any in my collection.
Ghost Pepper Palsy is very, VERY HOT; Crippling Agony is within my usual realm of heat and the flavor is going to put it at the top of my rotation.
I think it will go best with eggs and meat
Ghost Pepper Palsy is very, VERY HOT; Crippling Agony is within my usual realm of heat and the flavor is going to put it at the top of my rotation.
I think it will go best with eggs and meat
Because of a serious hip injury after being hit by a car when he was a feral kitten, Eric can't poop normally and then can't lift his leg up to clean his booty by himself. So he gets regular baths.
He really doesn't mind them as much as the look on his face might indicate
He really doesn't mind them as much as the look on his face might indicate
August 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Because of a serious hip injury after being hit by a car when he was a feral kitten, Eric can't poop normally and then can't lift his leg up to clean his booty by himself. So he gets regular baths.
He really doesn't mind them as much as the look on his face might indicate
He really doesn't mind them as much as the look on his face might indicate
I'm pretty sure that lapel pin flipped itself as soon as it was pinned on him.
No doubt he smells as rancid as his personality
No doubt he smells as rancid as his personality
June 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I'm pretty sure that lapel pin flipped itself as soon as it was pinned on him.
No doubt he smells as rancid as his personality
No doubt he smells as rancid as his personality
So Trump's net worth increased by $1B per month since he was inaugurated.
I wonder how much the net worth of his voters increased during that time.
Surely their net worth increased by the same percentage.
Maybe they should check their retirement and investment accounts and find out
I wonder how much the net worth of his voters increased during that time.
Surely their net worth increased by the same percentage.
Maybe they should check their retirement and investment accounts and find out
May 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
So Trump's net worth increased by $1B per month since he was inaugurated.
I wonder how much the net worth of his voters increased during that time.
Surely their net worth increased by the same percentage.
Maybe they should check their retirement and investment accounts and find out
I wonder how much the net worth of his voters increased during that time.
Surely their net worth increased by the same percentage.
Maybe they should check their retirement and investment accounts and find out
TIL there's such a thing as a "Pink Floyd butts poster"
May 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
TIL there's such a thing as a "Pink Floyd butts poster"
I enjoy the high privilege and distinct honor of expressing my 1st Amendment rights while making my way thru the various facilities I visit on a regular basis
April 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I enjoy the high privilege and distinct honor of expressing my 1st Amendment rights while making my way thru the various facilities I visit on a regular basis
"Who's a good boy?"
March 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"Who's a good boy?"
HEY, KIDS!
Can you tell which one of these Presidents is not like the others?
Can you tell which one of these Presidents is not like the others?
March 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
HEY, KIDS!
Can you tell which one of these Presidents is not like the others?
Can you tell which one of these Presidents is not like the others?
In a better parallel universe
March 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
In a better parallel universe
I'm sorry for your loss. I told my lap cat Tuck what you said about Ratita and he's grieving with you. Or maybe just fell back to sleep
February 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm sorry for your loss. I told my lap cat Tuck what you said about Ratita and he's grieving with you. Or maybe just fell back to sleep
He misspelled "Ketamine Maximus"
December 31, 2024 at 11:11 PM
He misspelled "Ketamine Maximus"
Because once he leaves, he knows he won't be allowed back
December 31, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Because once he leaves, he knows he won't be allowed back
To be fair, incoming President Musk bought this government with his hard-earned emerald mine inheritance and then the profits from the businesses he bought and staffed with foreigners and he'll be DAMNED if you or anyone else is going to tell him what he can do with it
December 28, 2024 at 8:36 PM
To be fair, incoming President Musk bought this government with his hard-earned emerald mine inheritance and then the profits from the businesses he bought and staffed with foreigners and he'll be DAMNED if you or anyone else is going to tell him what he can do with it
Elon Musk’s Christmas message to Americans.
Imagine how much money he’ll have if all the payments from the entitlements we earned during our careers are sent directly to him instead.
I presume a compliant Federal government will go along with that. I mean, he bought it so why wouldn’t they?
Imagine how much money he’ll have if all the payments from the entitlements we earned during our careers are sent directly to him instead.
I presume a compliant Federal government will go along with that. I mean, he bought it so why wouldn’t they?
December 25, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Elon Musk’s Christmas message to Americans.
Imagine how much money he’ll have if all the payments from the entitlements we earned during our careers are sent directly to him instead.
I presume a compliant Federal government will go along with that. I mean, he bought it so why wouldn’t they?
Imagine how much money he’ll have if all the payments from the entitlements we earned during our careers are sent directly to him instead.
I presume a compliant Federal government will go along with that. I mean, he bought it so why wouldn’t they?
Merry Christmas! Today we can recognize we're all products of our parentage and communities where we grew up; none of that was within our control but still drives our every thought and action.
We can show grace towards all our fellow human beings, no matter how fucked up their opinions and beliefs.
We can show grace towards all our fellow human beings, no matter how fucked up their opinions and beliefs.
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Merry Christmas! Today we can recognize we're all products of our parentage and communities where we grew up; none of that was within our control but still drives our every thought and action.
We can show grace towards all our fellow human beings, no matter how fucked up their opinions and beliefs.
We can show grace towards all our fellow human beings, no matter how fucked up their opinions and beliefs.
Shortly after 12 noon on January 20, 2025 and their rightful places having been established:
December 20, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Shortly after 12 noon on January 20, 2025 and their rightful places having been established: