How to Survive a Horror Movie Podcast
@how2horror.bsky.social
A podcast dedicated to creating a master list of rules to survive any and all horror movies. Hosted by Ryan Stacy
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HOW TO SURVIVE A HORROR MOVIE RULES:
#1. Know That You Are In A Horror Movie
This can be on a meta-level like Randy from Scream, where you call out that the situation you are in is like something out of a horror movie.
#1. Know That You Are In A Horror Movie
This can be on a meta-level like Randy from Scream, where you call out that the situation you are in is like something out of a horror movie.
Our next release will be on January 5th with the penultimate episode of #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer!
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Our next release will be on January 5th with the penultimate episode of #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer!
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Check out episode 256 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the dumpster fire that is #Alien3!
#Alien
Check out episode 256 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the dumpster fire that is #Alien3!
#Alien
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December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Check out episode 256 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the dumpster fire that is #Alien3!
#Alien
Check out episode 256 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the dumpster fire that is #Alien3!
#Alien
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Check out episode 255 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #GetOut!
Check out episode 255 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #GetOut!
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November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Check out episode 255 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #GetOut!
Check out episode 255 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #GetOut!
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Check out episode 254 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about the 6th episode of #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer, "Least You Had a Spare!"
Check out episode 254 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about the 6th episode of #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer, "Least You Had a Spare!"
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Check out episode 254 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about the 6th episode of #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer, "Least You Had a Spare!"
Check out episode 254 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about the 6th episode of #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer, "Least You Had a Spare!"
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Check out episode 253 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #28YearsLater!
#28DaysLater
Check out episode 253 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #28YearsLater!
#28DaysLater
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November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Check out episode 253 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #28YearsLater!
#28DaysLater
Check out episode 253 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #28YearsLater!
#28DaysLater
No new episode this week. Halloween was very busy for me. Next week will be #28YearsLater!
#28DaysLater
#28DaysLater
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November 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
No new episode this week. Halloween was very busy for me. Next week will be #28YearsLater!
#28DaysLater
#28DaysLater
Happy Halloween! Stay safe out there!
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October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Happy Halloween! Stay safe out there!
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Check out episode 252 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 6th episode of #HarpersIsland, "Sploosh!"
Check out episode 252 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 6th episode of #HarpersIsland, "Sploosh!"
October 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Check out episode 252 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 6th episode of #HarpersIsland, "Sploosh!"
Check out episode 252 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 6th episode of #HarpersIsland, "Sploosh!"
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Check out episode 251 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about the 5th episode of the #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer series, "Mukbang!"
Check out episode 251 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about the 5th episode of the #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer series, "Mukbang!"
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Check out episode 251 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about the 5th episode of the #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer series, "Mukbang!"
Check out episode 251 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about the 5th episode of the #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer series, "Mukbang!"
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Check out episode 250 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #EvilDeadRise!
#TheEvilDead
#EvilDead
Check out episode 250 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #EvilDeadRise!
#TheEvilDead
#EvilDead
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October 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Check out episode 250 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #EvilDeadRise!
#TheEvilDead
#EvilDead
Check out episode 250 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #EvilDeadRise!
#TheEvilDead
#EvilDead
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Check out episode 249 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #Vacancy!
Check out episode 249 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #Vacancy!
October 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Check out episode 249 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #Vacancy!
Check out episode 249 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #Vacancy!
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Check out episode 248 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 5th episode of #HarpersIsland, "Thwack!"
Check out episode 248 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 5th episode of #HarpersIsland, "Thwack!"
September 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Check out episode 248 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 5th episode of #HarpersIsland, "Thwack!"
Check out episode 248 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 5th episode of #HarpersIsland, "Thwack!"
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Check out episode 247 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #TheSilenceOfTheLambs!
#HanniablLecter
Check out episode 247 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #TheSilenceOfTheLambs!
#HanniablLecter
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September 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Check out episode 247 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #TheSilenceOfTheLambs!
#HanniablLecter
Check out episode 247 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #TheSilenceOfTheLambs!
#HanniablLecter
I just canceled my Disney Plus and Hulu account and I encourage all of you to do the same.
September 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I just canceled my Disney Plus and Hulu account and I encourage all of you to do the same.
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Check out episode 246 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 4th episode of #HarpersIsland, "Bang!"
Check out episode 246 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 4th episode of #HarpersIsland, "Bang!"
September 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Check out episode 246 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 4th episode of #HarpersIsland, "Bang!"
Check out episode 246 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 4th episode of #HarpersIsland, "Bang!"
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Check out episode 245 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #Aliens!
#Alien
Check out episode 245 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #Aliens!
#Alien
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September 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Check out episode 245 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #Aliens!
#Alien
Check out episode 245 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #Aliens!
#Alien
No new episode this week because of the holiday, but next week, it's Game Over, Man! We're talking about #Aliens!
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August 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
No new episode this week because of the holiday, but next week, it's Game Over, Man! We're talking about #Aliens!
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Check out episode 244 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about the 4th episode of #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer, "Hot Shrimp Salad!"
Check out episode 244 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about the 4th episode of #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer, "Hot Shrimp Salad!"
August 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Check out episode 244 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about the 4th episode of #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer, "Hot Shrimp Salad!"
Check out episode 244 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about the 4th episode of #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer, "Hot Shrimp Salad!"
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Check out episode 243 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 3rd episode of #HarpersIsland, "Ka-Blam!"
Check out episode 243 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 3rd episode of #HarpersIsland, "Ka-Blam!"
August 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Check out episode 243 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 3rd episode of #HarpersIsland, "Ka-Blam!"
Check out episode 243 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 3rd episode of #HarpersIsland, "Ka-Blam!"
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Check out episode 242 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #Manhunter!
Check out episode 242 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #Manhunter!
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August 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Check out episode 242 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #Manhunter!
Check out episode 242 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where @jwehseler.bsky.social and I talk about #Manhunter!
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Check out episode 241 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 3rd episode of the #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer TV series, "A Gorilla Head Will Not Do!"
Check out episode 241 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 3rd episode of the #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer TV series, "A Gorilla Head Will Not Do!"
August 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Check out episode 241 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 3rd episode of the #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer TV series, "A Gorilla Head Will Not Do!"
Check out episode 241 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 3rd episode of the #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer TV series, "A Gorilla Head Will Not Do!"
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Check out episode 240 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #Alien!
Check out episode 240 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #Alien!
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July 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Check out episode 240 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #Alien!
Check out episode 240 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #Alien!
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Check out episode 239 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 2nd episode of the #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer TV show, "It's Not Just for Dog Shit!"
Check out episode 239 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 2nd episode of the #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer TV show, "It's Not Just for Dog Shit!"
July 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Check out episode 239 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 2nd episode of the #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer TV show, "It's Not Just for Dog Shit!"
Check out episode 239 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about the 2nd episode of the #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer TV show, "It's Not Just for Dog Shit!"
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Check out episode 238 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #BasketCase3TheProgeny!
#BasketCase
Check out episode 238 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #BasketCase3TheProgeny!
#BasketCase
July 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Check out episode 238 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #BasketCase3TheProgeny!
#BasketCase
Check out episode 238 of the #HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie podcast, where we talk about #BasketCase3TheProgeny!
#BasketCase