IDK I would run with this. Maybe someone who is so fragile their hands break from shaking hands should not be President. I’m sure JD’s hands are fine

He's like a soft little peach. He'd bruise if you breathed on him.

So, what you're saying is 'Trump is fragile' should be the response.

The injury pattern also suggests the president is shaking hands with people who have tiny spikes on their fingertips?

Is this piracy on the high seas... by the US?
Video looks similar to that one showing the Houthis capturing a cargo ship