Mal Hazel
@howlinggnome.bsky.social
I’m continuously clapping my hands together for my belief in fairies & Tinkerbell
I play, write for, edit articles, DM (& occasionally roll Death Saves) with my tabletop crew & at conventions for D&D
Hubby to Liz & Dog Daddy to Loki J Pup
I play, write for, edit articles, DM (& occasionally roll Death Saves) with my tabletop crew & at conventions for D&D
Hubby to Liz & Dog Daddy to Loki J Pup
I think cutting off all the sails, setting fire to the ship to cause a distraction whilst forgetting about the gunpowder for the cannons and then trying to blame the captain’s parrot, Mr Beaky, as the pyromaniac responsible has to be up there
January 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I think cutting off all the sails, setting fire to the ship to cause a distraction whilst forgetting about the gunpowder for the cannons and then trying to blame the captain’s parrot, Mr Beaky, as the pyromaniac responsible has to be up there
“Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.”
A Hat Full of Sky
A Hat Full of Sky
January 25, 2026 at 1:29 PM
“Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.”
A Hat Full of Sky
A Hat Full of Sky
If in doubt, enter murder hobo mode?
January 25, 2026 at 2:20 AM
If in doubt, enter murder hobo mode?
Depending on what PC/Laptop/OS system you’re using, this might be helpful?
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January 18, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Depending on what PC/Laptop/OS system you’re using, this might be helpful?
homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/share/co60SN...
homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/share/co60SN...
Otyughs (Otyughi?)
Weirdly freakish, guarding rotting corpses, using telepathic lures to make the party come closer so it can grapple them and munch down on their sweet soft flesh
What makes them tick?
Born from eggs or do they just plop into existence?
Weirdly freakish, guarding rotting corpses, using telepathic lures to make the party come closer so it can grapple them and munch down on their sweet soft flesh
What makes them tick?
Born from eggs or do they just plop into existence?
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Otyughs (Otyughi?)
Weirdly freakish, guarding rotting corpses, using telepathic lures to make the party come closer so it can grapple them and munch down on their sweet soft flesh
What makes them tick?
Born from eggs or do they just plop into existence?
Weirdly freakish, guarding rotting corpses, using telepathic lures to make the party come closer so it can grapple them and munch down on their sweet soft flesh
What makes them tick?
Born from eggs or do they just plop into existence?
Screw Tiamat and all her five heads!
three dragons are flying through the air and one of them is shooting fire
ALT: three dragons are flying through the air and one of them is shooting fire
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January 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Screw Tiamat and all her five heads!
Wishing you and all your loved ones a most exuberant and outstanding 2026
a teddy bear is wearing a red apron and holding a sign that says `` backatscha '' .
ALT: a teddy bear is wearing a red apron and holding a sign that says `` backatscha '' .
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January 1, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Wishing you and all your loved ones a most exuberant and outstanding 2026
“He must be an adder!”
A classic which made me nose snort my coffee
A classic which made me nose snort my coffee
a man in a blue shirt is covering his mouth with his hands .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is covering his mouth with his hands .
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December 31, 2025 at 8:52 AM
“He must be an adder!”
A classic which made me nose snort my coffee
A classic which made me nose snort my coffee
However… a new brand of ‘Gothica Blades in the Dark’ for 2026 sounds pretty cool 😂
December 31, 2025 at 7:25 AM
However… a new brand of ‘Gothica Blades in the Dark’ for 2026 sounds pretty cool 😂
Duh-da-duh-da-duh-duh-duh-duh-daa
If you hummed along to the theme tune, we can be friends
If you hummed along to the theme tune, we can be friends
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Duh-da-duh-da-duh-duh-duh-duh-daa
If you hummed along to the theme tune, we can be friends
If you hummed along to the theme tune, we can be friends
“An old gentleman dressed in a suit, he doesn’t speak, he just smiles, he walks at midnight into your dreams to steal your words and take your soul to add it to his collection trapped inside his pocket watch”
“Blimey Edward, that’s a little dark”
“His name is Silent Will”
“Blimey Edward, that’s a little dark”
“His name is Silent Will”
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“An old gentleman dressed in a suit, he doesn’t speak, he just smiles, he walks at midnight into your dreams to steal your words and take your soul to add it to his collection trapped inside his pocket watch”
“Blimey Edward, that’s a little dark”
“His name is Silent Will”
“Blimey Edward, that’s a little dark”
“His name is Silent Will”