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Mal Hazel
@howlinggnome.bsky.social
I’m continuously clapping my hands together for my belief in fairies & Tinkerbell
I play, write for, edit articles, DM (& occasionally roll Death Saves) with my tabletop crew & at conventions for D&D
Hubby to Liz & Dog Daddy to Loki J Pup
Cries for help ring out against the dark
An ancient beast seeks to feed upon it’s mark
Local fishermen scream as the creature attacks
As our heroes ready their crossbows & axe

Frozen depths & frozen deaths await
#dnd #ttrpg
February 7, 2026 at 5:35 AM
We left the gameplay on a combat cliffhanger with the discovery of a fishing boat under attack from a beast from the depths
Sven shouting “For honour & Valhalla” ⚔️
And Mouse crying “Oh b*ll*cks!” 🙄
#dnd #ttrpg
February 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Well, after the #dnd session with @flittertail.bsky.social & @claretnblue27.bsky.social yesterday, it’s become quite clear that eyes will need to be kept on the pair of them 👀
(AND can we all please stop blaming Mouse for everything??)
#ttrpg
two boys standing next to each other with the words so long fare thee well pip pip cheerio on the bottom
ALT: two boys standing next to each other with the words so long fare thee well pip pip cheerio on the bottom
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February 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Oxventure live at the Hackney Empire
Me and @flittertail.bsky.social grabbed a Meet & Greet with the crew (and they are SO blooming nice!)
Can’t wait for the show later 😎
@oxventure.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
So…
This Northman, a Halfling & an Eladrin walk into a bar
The tavern keeper looks up at them and says
“Is this some type of joke?”

A Cold Night in Targos continues next week
#dnd #ttrpg
January 25, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Witnessing a mother’s birth to her tiny sabre cub
Following a trek through tundra with the Dale Conservation Club
Now the determined Bard must protect her from men’s greedy eyes
As fur wrapped hunters clamber to claim their prize

A Cold Night in the Dark continues
#dnd #ttrpg
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 AM
The frozen town of Targos looms
As the Eladrin bard approaches out of the gloom
Zhentarin mercenaries eye her with caution & mistrust
As Koryanna’s search for answers becomes a must

A cold night in Ten Towns continues
#dnd #ttrpg
January 24, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Stood before the acclaimed Wizards Three
The Platinum Accords listen most intently
As the tale of the fate of the multiverse
And the evil behind Lord Vecna’s curse
Our heroes eyes grow sad & dismayed
As past events in this plan they’ve played

Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
January 11, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Well, another #dnd session with @claretnblue27.bsky.social
And this happened… 🤦🏻‍♂️
Never ask a Viking to do negotiations 🙄

youtu.be/jyFH-IRA0J4?...
Bottom - "Eddie, you've killed him!"
YouTube video by Ronald Brown
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January 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Big shout out & waft of much appreciation to both @maddambeltaine.bsky.social & @claretnblue27.bsky.social
Adam managed to find a book which I hadn’t got (I have most of this series but missed this one - it even has a few one shots!) & my brother, Jeff gifted me these excellent heavy metal dice 🎲
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
First game session of the year
Which the DM has called The Beginning of the End
We are all apprehensive about the final campaign arc of the Convergence of Whispers
So gather your wits, swash your buckles & get ready for the inevitable
#dnd #ttrpg
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Happy 2026 everyone
And the best way to kickstart a New Year is by celebrating a Birthday (mainly mine!)
So a big Happy Birthday to me and a Bally Ding Dong Floppy New Year from the Pirate King, Sir Turnip Gladwell Mordecai P Bafflebelch, the beloved Bard of Barovia and great Gnome Detective
🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
What was once feared & whispered in shame
No pious person would speak his name
Freed from his shackles, his tyranny rises to the air
Take heart adventurers & always be prepared

Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Have you missed us? Well, we're back baby! Merry Christmas, have some Dungeon Majeure!
A new threat rises, and new heroes rise in turn to address it! Deep in the forest the small logging community of Snoozy Basin is under attack from hordes of skeletons! They seem to be coming from nowhere, and they are lead by a dread figure out of legend...

Dungeon Majeure finally returns!
Dungeon Majeure: The Myth of Snoozy Basin E01 - A Forest, Both Deep and Dark
A new threat rises, and new heroes rise in turn to address it! Deep in the forest the small logging community of Snoozy Basin is under attack from hordes of skeletons! They seem to be coming from nowh...
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December 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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A new threat rises, and new heroes rise in turn to address it! Deep in the forest the small logging community of Snoozy Basin is under attack from hordes of skeletons! They seem to be coming from nowhere, and they are lead by a dread figure out of legend...

Dungeon Majeure finally returns!
Dungeon Majeure: The Myth of Snoozy Basin E01 - A Forest, Both Deep and Dark
A new threat rises, and new heroes rise in turn to address it! Deep in the forest the small logging community of Snoozy Basin is under attack from hordes of skeletons! They seem to be coming from nowh...
dungeonmajeurepod.libsyn.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Last few hours to enter before this gets drawn I believe...
🎲 Dice Company Christmas Giveaway 🎲

To enter:
✅ Follow us
✅ Repost this post
✅ Reply with your favourite Dice Company moment or character

⭐ Bonus entry if you leave us a review anywhere you listen (just say “reviewed!”)

Winner will be drawn at 8pm UK time on Christmas Eve. Here are the prizes 🧵
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
December 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
You can listen to @dicecompany.bsky.social on wherever you Cast your Pods or find them on that YoofTube thingy
And learn about the dangers of polymorphing into a giant shark…. on dry land 🙄
🎲 Dice Company Christmas Giveaway 🎲

To enter:
✅ Follow us
✅ Repost this post
✅ Reply with your favourite Dice Company moment or character

⭐ Bonus entry if you leave us a review anywhere you listen (just say “reviewed!”)

Winner will be drawn at 8pm UK time on Christmas Eve. Here are the prizes 🧵
December 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“🎼🎶So with a dying breath, the great Gronch falls with a clatter,
And the Platinum Accords hands out Giftmas presents in a scatter
A jolly old fellow dressed up in clothes of red & white
Declares “Tis sure a good day & to all a good night!”🎶🎼
🎄🎁🎄
Convergence of Whispers continues in ‘26
#dnd #ttrpg
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Altheya; The Dragon Empire - Campaign Setting Book made alongside Roll & Play Press!

KS Coming very early next year. Bright, Hopeful, Classic High Fantasy, built from a place of love and passion for the genre.

NO AI. Human writers, Human artists. #ttrpg #dnd

rollandplaypress.com/highrollers
Coming soon: Altheya: The Dragon Empire – A High-Fantasy 5E Setting
Enter a land where dragons rule, planes clash in eternal wars, and magical vaults hold ancient secrets. A campaign setting for DnD.
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December 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“🎼🎶🎶Jingle Bells,
Gronch he smells,
Of stale cabbage & poo.
He’s stolen all the Giftmas joy,
What are we all to do? 🎶🎶🎼”

Dragons, Yeti, Kobolds & more!
The BBED (Big Bad Evil Dragon) battles with the Platinum Accords as the Convergence of Whispers continues 🎄🎁⚔️🐉😳
#dnd #ttrpg
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
In last night’s session of the Great Gronch Giftmas Heist, the penny finally dropped for everyone!
The ancient Green Dragon, Gronch the Irascible & his loyal Kobold Xam, are D&D versions of the Grinch & Max from the wonderful Dr Seuss book!
Doh! 🤦🏻‍♂️
Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
So the adventure begins at last
Our heroes will be visited by 3 ghosts of past
Unfortunately the first one is a Lich
It may be the night of Giftmas Eve
But life is sometimes a b*tch…

Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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The No. 1 Movie When You Were 10 Years Old is How Your 2026 Will Go...

So, I've got to choose between Conan the Barbarian, Rocky III, and Porky's.

That's a heck of a 2026 🤪
December 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM