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Todd
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Where am I and how can I leave?
You know I always thought the dudes going about the freemasonry/occult significance of Washington’s layout were deluded, but they’re quite literally performing pagan rituals now. The world is trying to force me to become conspiracy-brained.
This shit sucks so bad. Why did they use a terrible AI voice and choose the most boring graphics possible? The best parts are when it shows another city’s building and when it rips off the moon landing display that did this first in 2019. And also this sperm.
January 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
This is insane
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
The final speech Kevin O’Leary makes to Timmy in Marty Supreme is amazing and he should probably get a Best Supporting Actor nomination. I am sure he is a creep but he tore that film up.
January 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Love to fall for the red herring and get a royal sampler for the first guess
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
😈
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Reposted by Todd
Seasons greetings.
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
As cityfolk, I do feel a little excluded from holidays’ #1 conversation topic: what you’ve bought and what you should buy at Costco.
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I want this for so many people
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Imagine having to explain what Teams was to your grandchildren when they ask you how you found out the thing had happened.
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If I am finding Harry Seldon almost absolutely unbearable 4 or 5 episodes into Season 2 of Foundation, and most of the other main characters save Brother Day not far behind him, just I persist with the series? Not really thrilled with any of the new for s2 characters either.
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
No matter what the context, I am required to repost this video.
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Good news, the guy who invented the Big Muff has a plan to "tap the magnetosphere" to power AI data centers: files.constantcontact.com/8ca6f518401/...
files.constantcontact.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
They got the good pretzels in the vending machine cept the vending machine is broken.
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
For some reason I have been feeling like the thing may happen on Friday. Tempted to lay in some bubbly.
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Mini-doc with Photographer Lisa Leone, who provided reference pics and otherwise helped Stanley Kubrick re-create NYC on soundstages for EYES WIDE SHUT: youtu.be/VSrQK6bSHko?...
EYES WIDE SHUT: Recreating New York with Stanley Kubrick
YouTube video by CRITERION
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I am sitting on my couch enjoying my Christmas tree and a glass of white wine. I have reached peak suburban mom.
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It’s been a good long while since I’ve *felt* it but “Certain streets have certain corners/
Sooner or later we'll turn yours” popped into my head yesterday and I think it means something is coming. (Row, row, row) #enoposting
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Make sure to examine the hole closely. And read the alt text. And check out the rest of the thread.
THREAD.

The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.

1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You would think if you bought a new TV direct from the manufacturer and they threw in their own branded speakerbar it would work straight out the box but no there is apparently no way to control soundbar volume w/the included tv remote
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hello long boy
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
US definitely bombing Venezuela today
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Love when my google alert says my company is shedding 3,700 jobs, then I click through and the article is from 2013.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Imagine trying to decide on the right mobile phone plan but if you choose the wrong one it will bankrupt and/or kill you.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You too @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social . You and Chuck better not roll over for this deal. It would be shameful to enable such wickedness.
Know this, @schumer.senate.gov — if you cave, we will not rest until you are primaried and wrested from your seat. When kids on SNAP aren’t being fed, we’re even more hungry for justice. New York has shown you the people’s power just days ago. You *could* join with us, still, and do the right thing.
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM