John Jones
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A difficult but necessary conversation.
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
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April 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
A difficult but necessary conversation.
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“It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” said the former Ohio senator
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
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March 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” said the former Ohio senator
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I mean… it’s technically true.
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary step on the way to all-out depression. “Look, what we’re doing is very big and will cause some pain, but that pain is necessary to cause total economic […]
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March 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I mean… it’s technically true.
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New Financial Report Finds Economy Invincible Forever This Time
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January 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New Financial Report Finds Economy Invincible Forever This Time
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The moneychangers are back in the temple.
January 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The moneychangers are back in the temple.