Jason
@hoytglendale.bsky.social
Plaintiff: Sends settlement demand with crazy numbers.
Me: Type out "I wonder how many cases you've tried."
Deletes it.
Types: "Are you %(*&$)*^ serious?"
Deletes it.
Types: "I will forward your demand to my client and her carrier."
Hits send.
I'm growing up, y'all.
Me: Type out "I wonder how many cases you've tried."
Deletes it.
Types: "Are you %(*&$)*^ serious?"
Deletes it.
Types: "I will forward your demand to my client and her carrier."
Hits send.
I'm growing up, y'all.
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Plaintiff: Sends settlement demand with crazy numbers.
Me: Type out "I wonder how many cases you've tried."
Deletes it.
Types: "Are you %(*&$)*^ serious?"
Deletes it.
Types: "I will forward your demand to my client and her carrier."
Hits send.
I'm growing up, y'all.
Me: Type out "I wonder how many cases you've tried."
Deletes it.
Types: "Are you %(*&$)*^ serious?"
Deletes it.
Types: "I will forward your demand to my client and her carrier."
Hits send.
I'm growing up, y'all.
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Some questions aren’t meant to be answered.
January 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Some questions aren’t meant to be answered.
New category of photos: things found on the ground.
January 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
New category of photos: things found on the ground.
What do they like, just spray it on you?
January 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
What do they like, just spray it on you?
Me: Pulls up to the ice house in a truck too big for the parking lot (stock, not lifted, but still).
Also me: Orders a pink beer.
Also me: Orders a pink beer.
January 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Me: Pulls up to the ice house in a truck too big for the parking lot (stock, not lifted, but still).
Also me: Orders a pink beer.
Also me: Orders a pink beer.
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
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Miscellaneous:
More dentist stuff;
Anyone able to get these Spotify li is to work?;
He’s everywhere; and
Date night, 1987.
More dentist stuff;
Anyone able to get these Spotify li is to work?;
He’s everywhere; and
Date night, 1987.
January 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Miscellaneous:
More dentist stuff;
Anyone able to get these Spotify li is to work?;
He’s everywhere; and
Date night, 1987.
More dentist stuff;
Anyone able to get these Spotify li is to work?;
He’s everywhere; and
Date night, 1987.
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Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
So, when you’re in the middle of an e-mail to a friend, and the building starts shaking, don’t end your e-mail with OH SHIT.
January 2, 2026 at 2:09 PM
So, when you’re in the middle of an e-mail to a friend, and the building starts shaking, don’t end your e-mail with OH SHIT.
NBD, just me and a few hundred of my close friends in the street after an earthquake.
That is some surreal stuff.
And the alarms went off about 30 seconds in advance. I was super impressed by that.
That is some surreal stuff.
And the alarms went off about 30 seconds in advance. I was super impressed by that.
January 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
NBD, just me and a few hundred of my close friends in the street after an earthquake.
That is some surreal stuff.
And the alarms went off about 30 seconds in advance. I was super impressed by that.
That is some surreal stuff.
And the alarms went off about 30 seconds in advance. I was super impressed by that.
I don’t know, I hate the politics of late, but 2025 was a really good year.
January 1, 2026 at 6:44 AM
I don’t know, I hate the politics of late, but 2025 was a really good year.
Me and Mike D, bringing in 2027
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Me and Mike D, bringing in 2027
It would be nice, I think, to get a compliment.
December 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It would be nice, I think, to get a compliment.
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Good morning and happy New Year's Eve to everyone. Time zones are so weird. Australia is already in 2026. Europe is still in 2025. And the United States is in 1933.
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Good morning and happy New Year's Eve to everyone. Time zones are so weird. Australia is already in 2026. Europe is still in 2025. And the United States is in 1933.
How long does it take to get your food here?
December 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
How long does it take to get your food here?
I know I’ve been on a Siquieros love fest in this trip, but on the way to today’s workspace (left) I ran across a mural I immediately knew was his. It’s remarkably similar to a study of horses I saw of his last time I was in town.
December 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I know I’ve been on a Siquieros love fest in this trip, but on the way to today’s workspace (left) I ran across a mural I immediately knew was his. It’s remarkably similar to a study of horses I saw of his last time I was in town.
Moderate Republicans.
Extinction rarely departs with drama, it slips out the back door while we’re still debating the guest list. These records are made official on the Red List. "Conservation failures are often recognised only once they can no longer be reversed."
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December 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Moderate Republicans.
Can’t quite figure it out, but there’s something missing here.
December 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Can’t quite figure it out, but there’s something missing here.