Huw Pritchard
hpchap.bsky.social
Huw Pritchard
@hpchap.bsky.social
TWO different bars on Formentera, within an hour of each other - and I heard @jyotimishra.bsky.social in each.

Is he just following me every time I go on holiday now?
Hurtling towards Málaga airport at 5am in a rather tired Toyota Corolla with the engine light on. Last thing I expected was to hear was Your Woman by @jyotimishra.bsky.social

Still a great tune.
September 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
TV show idea: Strychnine Come Dancing

Contestants have to perform a dance routine despite uncontrollable muscle spasms from the lethal dose they were given by the producers beforehand.

The winner receives urgent medical care.
August 17, 2025 at 8:03 AM
@jimmfelton.bsky.social this brings back memories of things from long, long ago.

www.youtube.com/shorts/oCmpX...
What's the Science behind Coke and Milk?🥛🧪
YouTube video by Tommy Technetium
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June 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I think we need to arrange some sort of care package for @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social - the next 24 hours are going to be pretty hectic for them I imagine.
June 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hurtling towards Málaga airport at 5am in a rather tired Toyota Corolla with the engine light on. Last thing I expected was to hear was Your Woman by @jyotimishra.bsky.social

Still a great tune.
May 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
6:15, and I'm doing myself a cooked breakfast.

Well. Toast. But I think it qualifies.
February 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Reposted by Huw Pritchard
I suppose that the problem with being a billionaire is where can you go after you've put chocolate chips and gold sugar ball things on your caramel shortbread? Nowhere, that's where and that's got to mess with your head.
February 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I'd like to think that, long after we're dead and buried, the historical record will become so muddled that it's an accepted fact that Sherlock Holness was a saxophone playing detective who lived at 221B Baker Street.
December 15, 2024 at 10:46 AM
I figure it's safe to tell my own story here as the people involved have since died and the house is no longer in my family. It's pretty much the opposite of the one in this thread. [1/4]
Here's a quick thread about the time I repaired a flaw in our floor.

It's 2020. Lockdown is in full effect & after a few months of us all being in the same room & both kids bouncing around, a sizeable divot appears in the middle of our lounge/dining room. So, I decide to take a look...

#DIY
November 25, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Talking about films with my wife last night - specifically 'Licking Job'.

It didn't ring any bells - but anyway, futuristic dystopia where everyone gets killed off when they hit 30 years old. Michael York and Jenny Agutter.

That would be 'Logan's Run', then.
November 18, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Grating onions - genuinely surprised it works. I'd say I'm a genius, but apparently other people have had the same idea too so it seems that I'm just slow to catch on.
November 17, 2024 at 11:32 AM
The Stranglers and Air Supply
The Cardigans and Bare Naked Ladies
Queen and Republica
These are very good. Bands with conflicting names is a good variation.

I'll start.

The Police and The Fun Loving Criminals (or The Killers)
The Streets and Big Country
Blur and Razorlight
America and Europe
People with conflicting names...

Gary Numan vs Gary Oldman
Britney Spears vs Brooke Shields
Marvin Gaye vs George Strait
Diane Farr vs Glenn Close
Amber Heard vs Mos Def
Emily Blunt vs Pat Sharp
MC Hammer vs Jimmy Nail
Ruby Wax vs John Wayne
Orlando Bloom vs Jane Withers
Steve Swallow vs Mark Spitz
November 15, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I wonder what percentage of the world's keytars are currently in Malmo? #eurovision
May 11, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Just walked straight past the opticians on the way for an eye test.
April 21, 2024 at 11:19 AM
What are the odds that four women, all called Kennedy, liked something I posted on the other place? And what's more, they all seem to be up for some fun, too. Who'd have thought?
March 30, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I remember my wife bumping into Ian Lavender on holiday. She had no idea who he was, and just talked to him about omelettes. She said he seemed nice.
February 5, 2024 at 1:08 PM
February 3, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Christmas is officially over now.

(I've run out of the good cheese)
January 1, 2024 at 9:41 PM