Well yeah, but it doesn’t compare to killing Xal’atah with Wonderwall.

Actually, on that note, I really wish they’d do TTRPG books again. I know, the old ones got decanonized, but 3.5 was 20 years ago. You’d think using Chronicle as a base and a few racials would be a no-brainer.

Thematically, sure, bards in Warcraft are overdue.

But if you can’t incorporate being unfathomably horny as a game mechanic, which in this game, they can’t, what’s the point?

“Trying harder” implies they’re trying at all, which I’ve seen no evidence of.

Sure, if you wanna get mad at Oscar Issac for not having a musical number.

Hey, in his defense, he hasn’t consulted with his imaginary friends yet.

Eranni's warm, understanding, and ready to bash your skull in if you make a kid cry.

Xaani was cursed with the one brain cell among 5 idiots.

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If you call now, you'll get an answering machine and you can leave a message. A great thing to do if you're nervous about talking to someone. Just give your name, your zip code, and demand they impeach Trump for illegally invading Venezuela.

“We put a lot of money into this and NEED a return on investment.”

I’d like software to not be complete ass in 2026, so I don’t see that happening, either.

I’m pretty sure this is what happens before Sadako comes through the screen.

A lot of that’s on Moratari, I think. Effectively, she’s in Khadgar/Magni role, but instead of sending us off to heal woonz every two minutes, just asking “Hey, you good?” goes a surprisingly long way.