Shakespeare had some faulty shelves at the globe theater so he called for a repairman. The repairman said "I'm here to fix the stairs". A confused Shakespeare informed him, "the fault is not with our stairs, but with our shelves"

“scratching the surface” 👌🏽😄

That sucks! I am so sorry and hope this gets whole again soon 💕

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Love this!

“abbey tasting” also works 😆

If the ice cream store sells lottery tickets, buy a few 😊

I bet before the end of the year

The glow-in-the-dark petunias are a really neat example of bioengineered products

This post is top tier!

Delivery successful, my friend! 😊

Yeah, lost in translation 😊

These are cousins of mung beans and the “th” is a hard sound - a bit like “mutt”