The consolidation of power by the Deuteronites in ancient Judea and the subsequent collapse of the Hebrew empire is one of those stories I love to whip out and show people at parties.

Louis CK with a large pair of glasses, a mustache, and a fake cigar: back in my day we had to put peanut butter on our balls to get the dog to lick them but these days, uh…these days there’s girls who think they’re dogs….and a court order prevents me from seeing them

Exactly. If the main guy isn’t beat all to shit then how am I supposed to know it’s an action movie? If you can get in a big war and not get all fucked up at the end, that’s not an action movie, that’s a cartoon!

Have you tried Sleeping Dogs? Or the Mordor games?

“I don’t think I felt any emotions during this film.”
~My werewolf sonboy

Yeah on the whole my family didn’t like it which makes me feel really good because I worry when they say my writing is good they’re actually just glazing me. But nope! They got taste.

He roastin em like “you think there’s enough howling? You think they were in that writer’s room like ‘they should howl again?’”

But it does have some pacing issues

I’m watching this with wolf therian furry and he’s like “Jesus Christ we’ve had enough scenes of the dad scolding the main girl”

It’s made of a special rock that can expand when the wielder focuses her vitality?

See lately I’ve been going through my huge Rolodex of friends and being like “loneliness epidemic? Average American only has three? Really?”

But, That explains that

L1, R3
alright, places, that’s damage

Yeah I think it ended with the monster getting killed in some way or another? I remember it mostly for seeing they had Sean Aston on to be Winona Ryder’s boyfriend and they killed him in a completely unearned way which I think you can pinpoint as the moment the writers gave up on any real ambition.