Jenny Staff Johnson
@htownjenny.bsky.social
Ugh, fine.
Writer in Texas.
I curse on the internet now.
#HouSky
www.jennystaffjohnson.com
Writer in Texas.
I curse on the internet now.
#HouSky
www.jennystaffjohnson.com
Let's shift the vibes around here. What are y'all reading this weekend? I'm blazing through A Man of Two Faces by one of my favorite writers working right now, Viet Thanh Nguyen #FridayReads
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Let's shift the vibes around here. What are y'all reading this weekend? I'm blazing through A Man of Two Faces by one of my favorite writers working right now, Viet Thanh Nguyen #FridayReads
Okay now I remember that he put Tracee Ellis Ross in pants like this for the Met Gala and I defended it — probably because she is also on The List — I think they work better in the pink satin, FWIW
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Okay now I remember that he put Tracee Ellis Ross in pants like this for the Met Gala and I defended it — probably because she is also on The List — I think they work better in the pink satin, FWIW
You haven't lived 'til you've seen the shock and then joy on the face of an overnight desk clerk at a Hyatt Place on a ring road in San Antonio when this fellow strolls through the lobby at 4 am on the way to answer nature's call.
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You haven't lived 'til you've seen the shock and then joy on the face of an overnight desk clerk at a Hyatt Place on a ring road in San Antonio when this fellow strolls through the lobby at 4 am on the way to answer nature's call.
Whomst else among y’all is married to a Fast Walker™️ and how do you deal with it
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Whomst else among y’all is married to a Fast Walker™️ and how do you deal with it
I apologize for being guilty of that today; here, have a Saint Bernard demanding pats and walks, Your Grace:
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I apologize for being guilty of that today; here, have a Saint Bernard demanding pats and walks, Your Grace:
St. Augustine reading humankind for filth in Book 10 of The Confessions
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
St. Augustine reading humankind for filth in Book 10 of The Confessions
Hear me out: SATISFACTION (1988) Julia Roberts
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hear me out: SATISFACTION (1988) Julia Roberts
This heron surveying its domain from atop this pile of debris is all of us after taking in this week’s news cycle.
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This heron surveying its domain from atop this pile of debris is all of us after taking in this week’s news cycle.
Wally would like to invade your personal space and then let you know he thinks you‘re doing great
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Wally would like to invade your personal space and then let you know he thinks you‘re doing great
OK but hear me out: if you’re over five years old, your mother shouldn’t have to clean up after you, either.
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
OK but hear me out: if you’re over five years old, your mother shouldn’t have to clean up after you, either.
Remnant of a simpler time: in 1998 my husband (we weren't married, nor dating, we were "best friends" & he was dating someone else and I was suffering in silence) went to DC and brought me back this mug...anyone else remember the campaign finance 'scandal' of B Clinton letting donors sleep here?
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Remnant of a simpler time: in 1998 my husband (we weren't married, nor dating, we were "best friends" & he was dating someone else and I was suffering in silence) went to DC and brought me back this mug...anyone else remember the campaign finance 'scandal' of B Clinton letting donors sleep here?
Another night of exorbitantly cursed trending topics
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Another night of exorbitantly cursed trending topics
Good night, internet, sleep tight.
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Good night, internet, sleep tight.
Anyway I just think that Tim Blake Nelson in The Lowdown
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Anyway I just think that Tim Blake Nelson in The Lowdown
Daughter voted in PA Supreme Court election, raising ‘em right over here.
November 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Daughter voted in PA Supreme Court election, raising ‘em right over here.
just imagining the gorgeous chaos that would ensue if I added these beautiful gals to my two-boy household
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
just imagining the gorgeous chaos that would ensue if I added these beautiful gals to my two-boy household
POV: you’re beagle owner and it’s an hour before dinner on the first day of daylight saving
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
POV: you’re beagle owner and it’s an hour before dinner on the first day of daylight saving
Live look at my 1954 powder room (it’s cute, I promise)
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Live look at my 1954 powder room (it’s cute, I promise)
Last night in Brooklyn what happened here
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Last night in Brooklyn what happened here
Last seen together in the summer of 2016, traipsing across a courtyard at Reed college with a shared bottle of Jack Daniel’s…it was an earlier night tonight but great seeing @ashleystro.bsky.social again
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Last seen together in the summer of 2016, traipsing across a courtyard at Reed college with a shared bottle of Jack Daniel’s…it was an earlier night tonight but great seeing @ashleystro.bsky.social again
