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Jenny Staff Johnson
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Ugh, fine.
Writer in Texas.
I curse on the internet now.
#HouSky
www.jennystaffjohnson.com
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How can I be expected to watch anything new on Criterion Channel when they keep putting The Long Goodbye back on it
George Strait...I wish I was shocked at this but actually nah
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
idea: pressure campaign on Rooms to Go corporate to make the Houston Rockets halftime lounge less creepy

how is this a good advertisement for a furniture store I will never understand it
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
omg
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I mean sure you have to against the famously culturally normal and tolerant Republicans who are obviously doing great
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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going out of my way not to post things that'll get me on a list, please clap
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Let's shift the vibes around here. What are y'all reading this weekend? I'm blazing through A Man of Two Faces by one of my favorite writers working right now, Viet Thanh Nguyen #FridayReads
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Kinda wish she would tbh
Why did Variety make it look like Warren is saying "I'm going to become the Joker!"?
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
so true and also I would kill for these glasses
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"Houston is getting a new airline—and its first nonstop flight to Rome."

Was hoping this "route" was transit to the airport but lol no
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Prayers up
funny thing about this is depending on the scale of the swing next year this might end being worse for republicans than striking down the maps talkingpointsmemo.com/news/supreme...
Supreme Court Conservatives Reinstate Texas’ Gerrymandered House Maps
The Supreme Court, in a Thursday evening order, put on hold a...
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
why was my first thought 'Pantone Decision' would be a good band name
This Pantone decision would be in Ralph Ellison’s updated “The Invisible Man.”
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
going out of my way not to post things that'll get me on a list, please clap
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My tweet portal is whack
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
y'all this is all too sad I'm turning off the internet and practicing guitar
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Again, it's not just the blatant disdain they have for you & me as citizens. It's also the blatant disdain they have for their own colleagues.

We should all start treating them with exactly the same disdain they show for us, their colleagues, the law, & the Constitution.

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I don't think the Justices understand the extent to which they are playing with fire. The more they do this, the more District Courts will engage in open disrespect of the Supreme Court, because what other response is there to open disrespect directed at them? That's bad for the Judiciary, period.
December 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Supreme Court let some racist war criminals gerrymander my state today and I for one am not happy about it
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Thank god somebody said it
stop trying to show me my year in review. what i did the past year is none of my business.
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Basura caliente
Y’all, I can’t. Take a look at how these maps came to be, they are hot hot hot the hottest of hot garbage.
Supreme Court Conservatives Reinstate Texas’ Gerrymandered House Maps talkingpointsmemo.com/news/supreme...
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Y’all, I can’t. Take a look at how these maps came to be, they are hot hot hot the hottest of hot garbage.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Not the main thing here, but I don’t believe her eyes really narrowed as she looked out the window.
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Not the main thing here, but I don’t believe her eyes really narrowed as she looked out the window.
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Parents of school aged kids, I just want you to know that I’m thinking of you and I feel you and I know the sacrifices of time and money and most importantly sanity you are making at this time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“WalletHub said Houston ranked so highly largely due to their struggles with anger and hatred, along with their trouble with lust.”
This Texas city is only a little less sinful than Las Vegas: Study

this! Texas city

“Houston ranked first in lust, fifth in jealousy, and sixth in vanity among the 182 cities in the study. It scored lowest in excesses and vices at 133, followed by laziness at 125.”
This Texas city is only a little less sinful than Las Vegas: Study — FOX 26 Houston
Three cities in the Lone Star State rank in the top 25, judging by a comparison of crimes related to the seven deadly sins.
apple.news
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I always regret looking to see why Hakeem Jeffries is trending
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Niche post but I’m still really mad about all the frozen yogurt shops disappearing, as if there was some sort of TCBY rapture, from Central Houston. Sometimes a gal just wants a cold treat with sprinkles, you know?
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM