thank you, @hankgreen.bsky.social

TikTok: *shuts down*
Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭
TikTok: *returns*
Me: who r u
TikTok: Your shayla
Me: mmm nah seems sus bye

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

It’s imperative that @atproto.com not only survives, but eviscerates twitter and meta

There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month

Take back your attention.

TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime

[walking into a video store in the 90s]

Hi my kid is having a sleepover what do you have where Tim Curry exudes an age-appropriate amount of sexual menace?