I found out last year that several of my neighbors thought John had married someone ~20 years younger than himself. They were shocked to discover that I'm several years older than he is, and not in my 30's

I'm not really vain, but that was a nice feeling!

This "keeps coming up"?

Your feed is WAY different than mine!

I had it once as an adult and it's brutal. I cannot fathom an infant surviving it.

Also:

Oh I would like to note we aren't doing rolls (but then again since it's just two of us, we're not even doing Turkey - not worth it).

I am picking up a lovely loaf from the Italian bakery and I just made a huge batch of marrow butter. Better than rolls!