GOZER: Choose the form of your destruction!

RAY STANTZ: I tried to think of the most harmless thing ... something I loved from my childhood!

In the distance, the top of a massive bald head can be seen near the Empire State Building.

This is so cool!

Also, though I know it's not him, am I still picturing the guy from Curb Your Enthusiasm drumming at this event? Yes I most definitely am.

100% chance they've outsourced that responsibility to Grok.

Unfrozen Caveman Manager would've given a more insightful & straightforward answer than ol' Dave did here.

Hegseth watching this clip on FoxNews tonight.

Thank you for the incredible work you've done. Hope a worthy organization makes the extremely intelligent decision to hire you asap!

I like to help. :-)

Once again, AI is revealed to be nothing less than a sad imitation of actual human ingenuity.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmLw...

I keep this one in my phone.

Horrible display choice, though. The pink Baskin-Robbins containers are gonna repel all the RealMen(TM). Also, every flavor should be in a black container, and the word "TACTICAL" needs to be prominently displayed on all of 'em. #BasicMarketingFacts

Yeah, if you can take 3/4 of an hour to decide how to respond, I'm thinking you're not facing a serious imminent threat.

Bold of you to assume he can read.

Frosty the Snowman, Bozo the Clown. Back in the day, when we named things in this country, they stayed named.

Not sure exactly what this is referring to, but I 100% agree.

"Yo, H-town. Shit's fucked up here, no cap." - Jack Swigert in Apollo 13: The Remake