Hugo
@hugoandhuman.bsky.social
Mostly here for dogs #SchnauzerGang
So sad, what a gorgeous pupper. 🐾🧡
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So sad, what a gorgeous pupper. 🐾🧡
Erm…because you are THE Professor Siggy Schnauzer. 🐾🤯
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Erm…because you are THE Professor Siggy Schnauzer. 🐾🤯
We’re going epicness. 🐾🧡
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We’re going epicness. 🐾🧡
We took some time to get PITA. Pain in the….
AI gave us a few options…
Persistent Irritating Toy Activation
Perpetual Incessant Toy Agony
Pup-Induced Torment Apparatus
Piercing Indoor Toy Alert
Puppy Instigated Torture Accessory
Pup’s Irritating Toy Alarm
AI gave us a few options…
Persistent Irritating Toy Activation
Perpetual Incessant Toy Agony
Pup-Induced Torment Apparatus
Piercing Indoor Toy Alert
Puppy Instigated Torture Accessory
Pup’s Irritating Toy Alarm
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
We took some time to get PITA. Pain in the….
AI gave us a few options…
Persistent Irritating Toy Activation
Perpetual Incessant Toy Agony
Pup-Induced Torment Apparatus
Piercing Indoor Toy Alert
Puppy Instigated Torture Accessory
Pup’s Irritating Toy Alarm
AI gave us a few options…
Persistent Irritating Toy Activation
Perpetual Incessant Toy Agony
Pup-Induced Torment Apparatus
Piercing Indoor Toy Alert
Puppy Instigated Torture Accessory
Pup’s Irritating Toy Alarm
‘Course it’s a compliment! I get told that too, and I’m perfect, like you, so it has to be! 🐾🥳
We are fascinated by your love and respect (no chewing) for fishy😍.
We are fascinated by your love and respect (no chewing) for fishy😍.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
‘Course it’s a compliment! I get told that too, and I’m perfect, like you, so it has to be! 🐾🥳
We are fascinated by your love and respect (no chewing) for fishy😍.
We are fascinated by your love and respect (no chewing) for fishy😍.
☺️ well, that’s very kind of you pals 🥰. We wondered what all the schnauzer talk was we were hearing.
I’m very glad we don’t crop ears and dock tails where I’m from, must be very ouchy😬, plus I love my floppy ears and curly tail!
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I’m very glad we don’t crop ears and dock tails where I’m from, must be very ouchy😬, plus I love my floppy ears and curly tail!
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November 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
☺️ well, that’s very kind of you pals 🥰. We wondered what all the schnauzer talk was we were hearing.
I’m very glad we don’t crop ears and dock tails where I’m from, must be very ouchy😬, plus I love my floppy ears and curly tail!
🐾🧡
I’m very glad we don’t crop ears and dock tails where I’m from, must be very ouchy😬, plus I love my floppy ears and curly tail!
🐾🧡
This feels like a rookie error, Tommy pal. 💦🧸
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This feels like a rookie error, Tommy pal. 💦🧸
How awful, what on earth was he doing there?!? Thank goodness you rescued him. CamperVan sounds cool, I wonder if his squeaker is as loud as the Pet Face Foodie Faces toys which are epic for squeakiness! 🐾📣
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
How awful, what on earth was he doing there?!? Thank goodness you rescued him. CamperVan sounds cool, I wonder if his squeaker is as loud as the Pet Face Foodie Faces toys which are epic for squeakiness! 🐾📣
Oh wow, hi Fishy! Sounds like he is a great bestie and wee buddy. Is he kinda indestructible and good for a chew? I’m more of a soft toy guy myself. Not that I’m soft though. Just to be clear. 🐾💪
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Oh wow, hi Fishy! Sounds like he is a great bestie and wee buddy. Is he kinda indestructible and good for a chew? I’m more of a soft toy guy myself. Not that I’m soft though. Just to be clear. 🐾💪
Solidarity comrade. 🐾🤩
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Solidarity comrade. 🐾🤩
Who is fishy pal? That your bestie? 🐾🐠🥕
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Who is fishy pal? That your bestie? 🐾🐠🥕
It’s just incredible pal. You win at #SchnauzersOnSchtumps or is it #PoodlesOnAPerch/#PoodlesOnAPost Whatever it is, you win. 🤩🥳
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November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It’s just incredible pal. You win at #SchnauzersOnSchtumps or is it #PoodlesOnAPerch/#PoodlesOnAPost Whatever it is, you win. 🤩🥳
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OH
MY
DOG
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That…THAT…I’ve never seen anything like it. I’m barkless. 😶
INCREDIBLE 🤩
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MY
DOG
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That…THAT…I’ve never seen anything like it. I’m barkless. 😶
INCREDIBLE 🤩
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November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
OH
MY
DOG
🤯
That…THAT…I’ve never seen anything like it. I’m barkless. 😶
INCREDIBLE 🤩
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MY
DOG
🤯
That…THAT…I’ve never seen anything like it. I’m barkless. 😶
INCREDIBLE 🤩
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Most observant of you baby T. Spot on. Also rain, rain and baths are the work of the devil. 🐾🧡
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Most observant of you baby T. Spot on. Also rain, rain and baths are the work of the devil. 🐾🧡
That looks such fun Freddie pal, and we love your orange 🍊 onesie! 🐾🧡
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
That looks such fun Freddie pal, and we love your orange 🍊 onesie! 🐾🧡
Working?! On a Snoozeday?! That’s brutal pals. 🐾🧡
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Working?! On a Snoozeday?! That’s brutal pals. 🐾🧡
At least they’ve got their priorities right though…it’s all about you.
Baby. 😂😉
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Baby. 😂😉
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November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
At least they’ve got their priorities right though…it’s all about you.
Baby. 😂😉
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Baby. 😂😉
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Hahahaha, BOL, The Baby 👶😂. Baby Thomas! 😉🐾🧡
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hahahaha, BOL, The Baby 👶😂. Baby Thomas! 😉🐾🧡
Oh poor little girl😢. Thank goodness she is safe. We hope her treatment goes well and she only knows a world filled with love from now on. We are sending this beautiful girl lots of schnauzer love and all our best wishes. 🧡
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh poor little girl😢. Thank goodness she is safe. We hope her treatment goes well and she only knows a world filled with love from now on. We are sending this beautiful girl lots of schnauzer love and all our best wishes. 🧡
I’m sometimes puppy pooped 😴 and always a pupstar 🤩. 🐾🧡
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’m sometimes puppy pooped 😴 and always a pupstar 🤩. 🐾🧡