Kyle Broflovski
@humankitekyle.bsky.social
Hey, it’s me, Kyle! I live in South Park with my parents, my adopted baby brother Ike, my best friends Stan, Kenny and Butters, and my beautiful girlfriend Heidi.
// Rewatching Season 26. Even that season wasn’t this political!
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
// Rewatching Season 26. Even that season wasn’t this political!
I DON’T RUN HOLLYWOOD!!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I DON’T RUN HOLLYWOOD!!!
Heidi says I’m cute. I guess I am, but not as cute as Stan.
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Heidi says I’m cute. I guess I am, but not as cute as Stan.
I don’t know what I should do.
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I don’t know what I should do.
I’ve been sick.
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’ve been sick.
// Ah, we’re back. Good.
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
// Ah, we’re back. Good.
When I marry Heidi, Stan will be my best man.
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
When I marry Heidi, Stan will be my best man.
Poor Butters. He’s REALLY upset.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Poor Butters. He’s REALLY upset.
Pray for Butters. 🙏
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Pray for Butters. 🙏
I upset Butters.
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I upset Butters.
FUCK IT! [throws a glass, breaking it]
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
FUCK IT! [throws a glass, breaking it]
My poor cousin.
November 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My poor cousin.
// Oh my God, he’s more stupid than I thought.
November 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
// Oh my God, he’s more stupid than I thought.
I just wanted to help Stan.
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I just wanted to help Stan.
I’m fucked without Stan and Heidi.
October 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m fucked without Stan and Heidi.
Respect to Herbert for standing up to that assclown.
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Respect to Herbert for standing up to that assclown.
🎶 Don’t eat pork, not even with a fork. Can’t touch this! 🎶
October 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
🎶 Don’t eat pork, not even with a fork. Can’t touch this! 🎶
Dirty bastard! 😡🤢
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Dirty bastard! 😡🤢
Birthday sausage.
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Birthday sausage.
// Happy birthday, Stan.
October 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
// Happy birthday, Stan.
Happy birthday, Stan, my super best friend!
October 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Happy birthday, Stan, my super best friend!
// It’s wearing off now.
October 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
// It’s wearing off now.
// Now it’s working.
October 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
// Now it’s working.