Kyle Broflovski
@humankitekyle.bsky.social
Hey, it’s me, Kyle! I live in South Park with my parents, my adopted baby brother Ike, my best friends Stan, Kenny and Butters, and my beautiful girlfriend Heidi.
[laughs] Karma!
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
[laughs] Karma!
Yeah, why not.
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Yeah, why not.
So you’re homeless?
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
So you’re homeless?
I love you too. I know we’ve had our differences, but you are very special to me. You always have been. I’ve just never said it until now.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I love you too. I know we’ve had our differences, but you are very special to me. You always have been. I’ve just never said it until now.
That actually means a lot. I’m deeply moved. Thanks, Butters. [hugs him]
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
That actually means a lot. I’m deeply moved. Thanks, Butters. [hugs him]
Do you consider me family?
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Do you consider me family?
Yes!!! [hugs him] Thank you, thank you, thank you!
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Yes!!! [hugs him] Thank you, thank you, thank you!
On the stairs. And in the fireplace.
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
On the stairs. And in the fireplace.
In future when I marry Heidi, will you be my best man?
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
In future when I marry Heidi, will you be my best man?
I wanted to ask you something important.
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I wanted to ask you something important.
// I’m sorry.
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
// I’m sorry.
No, you are not.
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
No, you are not.