@humannotalizard.bsky.social
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Much like the unionised tradies of Melbourne, I am heated off work tomorrow and not available for bookings. If you’re lucky I may post a photo of me in a bikini dipping in the pool 💦
Stay safe in the hot weather everyone, I’ll be available again Thursday. Friday is still TBC ❣️
Stay safe in the hot weather everyone, I’ll be available again Thursday. Friday is still TBC ❣️
January 6, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Much like the unionised tradies of Melbourne, I am heated off work tomorrow and not available for bookings. If you’re lucky I may post a photo of me in a bikini dipping in the pool 💦
Stay safe in the hot weather everyone, I’ll be available again Thursday. Friday is still TBC ❣️
Stay safe in the hot weather everyone, I’ll be available again Thursday. Friday is still TBC ❣️
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it’s short shorts weather babyyy 🍰
October 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
it’s short shorts weather babyyy 🍰
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farmergirl-next-door 🤠
January 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
farmergirl-next-door 🤠
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only taking selfies in my washing machine reflection in future because my body is TEA in the warps of it 😂
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
only taking selfies in my washing machine reflection in future because my body is TEA in the warps of it 😂
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giving you something to do while you’re stuck inside in this stormy weather 💦🌩️
October 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
giving you something to do while you’re stuck inside in this stormy weather 💦🌩️
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weather update: cloudy with a chance of showers today 🚿
October 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
weather update: cloudy with a chance of showers today 🚿
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allergic to wearing a bra 😌
October 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
allergic to wearing a bra 😌
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I’m available today in Melbourne for a roll around in bed, otherwise this is how I’ll spend my day 😘
Reach out on 0444 528 843 💌
Reach out on 0444 528 843 💌
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’m available today in Melbourne for a roll around in bed, otherwise this is how I’ll spend my day 😘
Reach out on 0444 528 843 💌
Reach out on 0444 528 843 💌
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can I interest you in some melons on this summers day? 🍉🍉
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
can I interest you in some melons on this summers day? 🍉🍉
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… now that I have your attention, just a little notice that I’m taking some time off and will not be available again til Nov 13th onwards 😇
November 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
… now that I have your attention, just a little notice that I’m taking some time off and will not be available again til Nov 13th onwards 😇
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Finally got around to playing Nightshift and it was a fucking blast 💕
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Finally got around to playing Nightshift and it was a fucking blast 💕
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Back from my little break & available in Melbourne today for incalls 🌞
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Back from my little break & available in Melbourne today for incalls 🌞
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good morning Melbourne ☀️
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
good morning Melbourne ☀️
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To celebrate my darling recently adopted boy Doug and to help all other rescue dogs like him, I’m going to participate in RSPCAs jump for paws! A skydiving fundraiser 🪂
If you want to see me make the big jump, support me here:
www.rspcajumpforpaws.com.au/s/162/160
If you want to see me make the big jump, support me here:
www.rspcajumpforpaws.com.au/s/162/160
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
To celebrate my darling recently adopted boy Doug and to help all other rescue dogs like him, I’m going to participate in RSPCAs jump for paws! A skydiving fundraiser 🪂
If you want to see me make the big jump, support me here:
www.rspcajumpforpaws.com.au/s/162/160
If you want to see me make the big jump, support me here:
www.rspcajumpforpaws.com.au/s/162/160
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Well fucked on a summers night 🌅
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Well fucked on a summers night 🌅
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Couldn’t you just eat me for breakfast? 🍊🍓🍒
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Couldn’t you just eat me for breakfast? 🍊🍓🍒
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Hope everyone has had a sweet Sunday 😘
December 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Hope everyone has had a sweet Sunday 😘
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Happy Holiday season everyone! Hope you all make Santa’s nice list like little Doug here has 🎅🏻🎄
I’ll be sticking around in Melbourne over December— available all month for incalls except Christmas Day ✨
I’ll be sticking around in Melbourne over December— available all month for incalls except Christmas Day ✨
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Happy Holiday season everyone! Hope you all make Santa’s nice list like little Doug here has 🎅🏻🎄
I’ll be sticking around in Melbourne over December— available all month for incalls except Christmas Day ✨
I’ll be sticking around in Melbourne over December— available all month for incalls except Christmas Day ✨
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It’s just a little hot in Melbourne today ☀️🍒
December 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
It’s just a little hot in Melbourne today ☀️🍒
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Available for incall bookings this afternoon & evening ✨
December 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Available for incall bookings this afternoon & evening ✨
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I have some availability remaining today & tomorrow for incalls if you’re seeking a little Christmas cheer ✨
December 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I have some availability remaining today & tomorrow for incalls if you’re seeking a little Christmas cheer ✨
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A little update to my availability in 2026…
in the interests of work & life balance I’m setting some stricter hours for the new year. My new schedule is 12-8pm, Tuesday to Saturday. 🗓️
Within those hours you can assume I’m at my incall and reach out for bookings even with short notice 🥰
in the interests of work & life balance I’m setting some stricter hours for the new year. My new schedule is 12-8pm, Tuesday to Saturday. 🗓️
Within those hours you can assume I’m at my incall and reach out for bookings even with short notice 🥰
December 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A little update to my availability in 2026…
in the interests of work & life balance I’m setting some stricter hours for the new year. My new schedule is 12-8pm, Tuesday to Saturday. 🗓️
Within those hours you can assume I’m at my incall and reach out for bookings even with short notice 🥰
in the interests of work & life balance I’m setting some stricter hours for the new year. My new schedule is 12-8pm, Tuesday to Saturday. 🗓️
Within those hours you can assume I’m at my incall and reach out for bookings even with short notice 🥰