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I remember - the Paris Hilton episode. Love Mr. slave
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I remember - the Paris Hilton episode. Love Mr. slave
Pineapple
February 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Pineapple
They’re all Eskimo brothers, except they’ve all been fucking us
February 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
They’re all Eskimo brothers, except they’ve all been fucking us
So you’re saying there’s a chance
February 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM
So you’re saying there’s a chance
AI complains as it has to return to the office
February 14, 2026 at 9:50 AM
AI complains as it has to return to the office
He brought the crudité
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
He brought the crudité
Asti Spumante like a mutha
February 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Asti Spumante like a mutha
Both Bartles and James will appear as witnesses for Rye
February 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Both Bartles and James will appear as witnesses for Rye
He should get it in all nickels and stuff it up his orange ass
February 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
He should get it in all nickels and stuff it up his orange ass
Ring has become self aware
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Ring has become self aware
What the hell is his paint size? Infinity x 22
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
What the hell is his paint size? Infinity x 22
One bankrupt toys R Us and one bankrupt the country. Both ruined things I liked
February 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
One bankrupt toys R Us and one bankrupt the country. Both ruined things I liked
Somewhere there’s a beaver missing its teeth
February 8, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Somewhere there’s a beaver missing its teeth
If only we could infect her with a terminal disease and say prey it away
February 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
If only we could infect her with a terminal disease and say prey it away
No votes from Dems. The end. Shut it down
February 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
No votes from Dems. The end. Shut it down
My common sense reform for the democrat party is to dump your weak ass on the side of the road. Trump consistently puts a ball gag in your mouth and you keep coming back for more. Hang up the wing tips and the readers, bro. The sun has set on your way of politicking
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
My common sense reform for the democrat party is to dump your weak ass on the side of the road. Trump consistently puts a ball gag in your mouth and you keep coming back for more. Hang up the wing tips and the readers, bro. The sun has set on your way of politicking
Those were tears from the smell of the steaming load in his diaper
January 28, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Those were tears from the smell of the steaming load in his diaper
Bigger paychecks needs a bigger hat
January 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Bigger paychecks needs a bigger hat
She’s been a success at what she’s supposed to do. That’s the scarier part of it. These Nazis are looking for a reason to cancel the 2026 elections. They’re hoping the people get violent so they can unleash martial law
January 25, 2026 at 11:43 PM
She’s been a success at what she’s supposed to do. That’s the scarier part of it. These Nazis are looking for a reason to cancel the 2026 elections. They’re hoping the people get violent so they can unleash martial law
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Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
The ones that carry guns to fight tyranny? They’ll just polish them in their basements
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
The ones that carry guns to fight tyranny? They’ll just polish them in their basements
Maybe do something, bitch. No one gives a shit how to change a car’s oil. Call the White House and tell them to lick your balls.
January 24, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Maybe do something, bitch. No one gives a shit how to change a car’s oil. Call the White House and tell them to lick your balls.