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[Police drawing the outline around my dead body]
“WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER PIECE OF CHALK!”
“WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER PIECE OF CHALK!”
January 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
[Police drawing the outline around my dead body]
“WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER PIECE OF CHALK!”
“WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER PIECE OF CHALK!”
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Nothing says, "I'm not getting laid" like getting a $13 haircut at Supercuts on Friday night.
January 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Nothing says, "I'm not getting laid" like getting a $13 haircut at Supercuts on Friday night.
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the sun will come out tomorrow & other bullshit happy people tell you
January 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
the sun will come out tomorrow & other bullshit happy people tell you
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And now we return to our regularly scheduled fuckshit already in progress
January 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
And now we return to our regularly scheduled fuckshit already in progress
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[making pizza rolls]
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
[making pizza rolls]
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no