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I am he. I can assure you without any doubt, I am uniquely gifted. People pay me to do things, that's kinda cool.
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My condolences to the 2026 and 2028 Democratic nominees for being under investigation for unamerican activities, tax evasion and pedophilia. #futurehistory
How long does it take to say "Made fuck. Got green card."
On tonight’s White House agenda:
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
January 25, 2026 at 3:48 AM
How long does it take to say "Made fuck. Got green card."
I love this punishment for them.
On tonight’s White House agenda:
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
January 25, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I love this punishment for them.
It's times like these, we know Taylor Swift won't say a god damn thing because she worships money just like the people who have destroyed this country.
January 25, 2026 at 3:34 AM
It's times like these, we know Taylor Swift won't say a god damn thing because she worships money just like the people who have destroyed this country.
The National Guard will protect the building currently sending murder squads into the community.
January 25, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The National Guard will protect the building currently sending murder squads into the community.
DC Dems just taking Ls like it's their job. Fire them all.
January 24, 2026 at 11:47 PM
DC Dems just taking Ls like it's their job. Fire them all.
She doesn't pray for shit. Unqualified grifting asshole.
Noem: "We pray for the deceased, but we also recognize that the Minnesota and the Minneapolis governor need to take a long hard look in the mirror. They need to evaluate their rhetoric, their conversations, and their encouragement of such violence against our citizens and law enforcement officers."
January 24, 2026 at 10:36 PM
She doesn't pray for shit. Unqualified grifting asshole.
Which part of immigration law is murder?
January 24, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Which part of immigration law is murder?
Musk et. al. billionaires masturbate feverishly to violence of the state they own.
January 24, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Musk et. al. billionaires masturbate feverishly to violence of the state they own.
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The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
January 24, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
The guy they shot in the head needed to be shot 8 more times. Duh
January 24, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The guy they shot in the head needed to be shot 8 more times. Duh
Sure looks like tyranny.
January 24, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Sure looks like tyranny.
Another state execution.
January 24, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Another state execution.
We're gonna have inflation from just all the shit ICE is destroying cus they don't give a fuck.
January 23, 2026 at 10:10 PM
We're gonna have inflation from just all the shit ICE is destroying cus they don't give a fuck.
Chickenhawks always love wars...that they will refuse to fight in.
January 23, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Chickenhawks always love wars...that they will refuse to fight in.
Secret memos aren't supposed to be able to remove rights granted by the constitution. But fuck it, whatever, right SCOTUS?
January 22, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Secret memos aren't supposed to be able to remove rights granted by the constitution. But fuck it, whatever, right SCOTUS?
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Look I’m not threatening anybody. I just wish this one person wasn’t alive anymore that’s all.
January 21, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Look I’m not threatening anybody. I just wish this one person wasn’t alive anymore that’s all.
DOJ: DOGE employees may have improperly accessed social security data (like SSA said at the time they were doing it)
January 21, 2026 at 12:51 AM
DOJ: DOGE employees may have improperly accessed social security data (like SSA said at the time they were doing it)
Let's just set this aside, if heaven is real, people who were pals with Epstein and ran beauty pageants so they could walk in on underage girls ain't getting in.
January 20, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Let's just set this aside, if heaven is real, people who were pals with Epstein and ran beauty pageants so they could walk in on underage girls ain't getting in.
We'd replace the CEO with AI but it cannot suck the President's crank.
January 20, 2026 at 7:51 PM
We'd replace the CEO with AI but it cannot suck the President's crank.
Gulf of Trump: The space between his ears where a brain, compassion and values were supposed to go.
January 20, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Gulf of Trump: The space between his ears where a brain, compassion and values were supposed to go.
They are also about to shove their biofuel shit up the consumers ass too. #agsky
Brooke Rollins is still at it!
"We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."
"We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."
January 20, 2026 at 5:13 PM
They are also about to shove their biofuel shit up the consumers ass too. #agsky
Like dogging the draft, this SCOTUS gives infinite deferments to Republicans and zero to Liberals.
January 20, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Like dogging the draft, this SCOTUS gives infinite deferments to Republicans and zero to Liberals.
Many christians are just a non-reading book club at this point. Like the party in power, no actual values.
January 20, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Many christians are just a non-reading book club at this point. Like the party in power, no actual values.