Bard
@humbullhound.bsky.social
I'm too much of a lover to be a hater. 🐱 Dad, 💜 BriefPaws.bsky.social ❤️ , 🇼🇸, Free 🇵🇸, Cooking, Music, MTG, Table Top, Bodyodyodyodyody, FFXIV || Dynamis: Kraken
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October!
September 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October!
The best part of waking up... isn't folgers. It's when he's feral and he jumps you like you're prey. Logic goes out the window. It's like when Sexy DM role plays with you and your head is so empty you just say the first things that come out of your mouth cause you'd do anything he says.
September 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The best part of waking up... isn't folgers. It's when he's feral and he jumps you like you're prey. Logic goes out the window. It's like when Sexy DM role plays with you and your head is so empty you just say the first things that come out of your mouth cause you'd do anything he says.
Happy Anniversary to @briefpaws.bsky.social . I hope everyone finds someone(s) that loves them like this. 🐄 ❤️ 🐕
September 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Happy Anniversary to @briefpaws.bsky.social . I hope everyone finds someone(s) that loves them like this. 🐄 ❤️ 🐕
Losing at board games like it's my middle name heehee haha
April 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Losing at board games like it's my middle name heehee haha
Happy birthday to the sleepiest beaw you ever saw @briefpaws.bsky.social this is the only picture I can post that I don't think they'll hate 😂
April 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Happy birthday to the sleepiest beaw you ever saw @briefpaws.bsky.social this is the only picture I can post that I don't think they'll hate 😂
Sundays are Chest Days. You deserve to treasure things. I deserve head pats and belly rubs.
March 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Sundays are Chest Days. You deserve to treasure things. I deserve head pats and belly rubs.
I'm not here for long.
Catch me or I go Houdini.
Catch me or I go Houdini.
May 16, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I'm not here for long.
Catch me or I go Houdini.
Catch me or I go Houdini.
I love my sewer boys!
October 25, 2023 at 8:33 PM
I love my sewer boys!
If you’re ever worried about being catphished by a stranger do this. Ask them if they’ve heard of DnD. Then practice roleplay. The catphish usually can’t multitask scams they have low charisma irl. Let your freak out if they try to play along or yknow… let them block YOU instead 😂
October 3, 2023 at 12:34 PM
If you’re ever worried about being catphished by a stranger do this. Ask them if they’ve heard of DnD. Then practice roleplay. The catphish usually can’t multitask scams they have low charisma irl. Let your freak out if they try to play along or yknow… let them block YOU instead 😂
You’re your pet’s best bud, so make sure to act like it. I try not to yell at our cats, but sometimes they’re wild!!! Suki came to us as a little burrito and she went out like one and I just find that so comforting. 😢 Be a good parent and spoil them sometimes. They deserve it.
October 1, 2023 at 12:55 PM
You’re your pet’s best bud, so make sure to act like it. I try not to yell at our cats, but sometimes they’re wild!!! Suki came to us as a little burrito and she went out like one and I just find that so comforting. 😢 Be a good parent and spoil them sometimes. They deserve it.
Happy Anniversary Bro, we’re so cool with our muscle tank top and hats 🥰
September 8, 2023 at 3:39 AM
Happy Anniversary Bro, we’re so cool with our muscle tank top and hats 🥰
“I wanna push you around”
August 2, 2023 at 7:06 PM
“I wanna push you around”