Bard
@humbullhound.bsky.social
I'm too much of a lover to be a hater. 🐱 Dad, 💜 BriefPaws.bsky.social ❤️ , 🇼🇸, Free 🇵🇸, Cooking, Music, MTG, Table Top, Bodyodyodyodyody, FFXIV || Dynamis: Kraken
I need my smol Victorian child of a daughter to stop communing with spirits after just watching the 3rd episode of IT: Welcome to Derry. She may be a cat, but she is so convincing that something is wrong and I should throw myself into the darkness to find out who she is talking to.
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I need my smol Victorian child of a daughter to stop communing with spirits after just watching the 3rd episode of IT: Welcome to Derry. She may be a cat, but she is so convincing that something is wrong and I should throw myself into the darkness to find out who she is talking to.
We started IT: Welcome to Derry... y'all I've had enough trauma today!!!
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 AM
We started IT: Welcome to Derry... y'all I've had enough trauma today!!!
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Did our drink hit the right spots? Tell us all about it in a review.
We’re always happy to give you more.
-MOO Team-
We’re always happy to give you more.
-MOO Team-
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Did our drink hit the right spots? Tell us all about it in a review.
We’re always happy to give you more.
-MOO Team-
We’re always happy to give you more.
-MOO Team-
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A package has been delivered to your room. The MOO team hopes you enjoy every moment of it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
A package has been delivered to your room. The MOO team hopes you enjoy every moment of it.
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root beer barbarian
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
root beer barbarian
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When your boyfriend outweighs you by a few hundred pounds, he gets to decide when you've had enough.
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
When your boyfriend outweighs you by a few hundred pounds, he gets to decide when you've had enough.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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A drawing from 2016 which feels relevant for my American friends today
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A drawing from 2016 which feels relevant for my American friends today
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sometimes the hottest thing you can do is try to say “cum in me daddy” and fail
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November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
sometimes the hottest thing you can do is try to say “cum in me daddy” and fail
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He sure loves his coffee. ☕️
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
He sure loves his coffee. ☕️
If you see this, post your get away vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If you see this, post your get away vehicle.
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
Looking back at what Predator: Badlands has going for it as far as tropes, I realize now, it's camp! It's camp and I love it. Cause wdym he defied his parent/clan to be exactly who he is and still slay??? WHAT!? That's actually so queer coded and awesome, I recommend seeing it again.
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Looking back at what Predator: Badlands has going for it as far as tropes, I realize now, it's camp! It's camp and I love it. Cause wdym he defied his parent/clan to be exactly who he is and still slay??? WHAT!? That's actually so queer coded and awesome, I recommend seeing it again.
One of my favorite quotes this year is definitely "you give up too easily!" And then completely do the thing in the most extra way ever. That's the kind of energy I try to bring every day.
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
One of my favorite quotes this year is definitely "you give up too easily!" And then completely do the thing in the most extra way ever. That's the kind of energy I try to bring every day.
Predator: Badlands gets 5/5 Paws, no notes, only legs that never quit.
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Predator: Badlands gets 5/5 Paws, no notes, only legs that never quit.
If I play Balder's Gate 3 with the boys again, I just know... they'll never understand my needs because I have like 3 flavors of chaos and one of them is the little lad who likes Berries and Cream *in different fonts.* He looks for them across the realm, yearning, unsaturated, but searching.
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
If I play Balder's Gate 3 with the boys again, I just know... they'll never understand my needs because I have like 3 flavors of chaos and one of them is the little lad who likes Berries and Cream *in different fonts.* He looks for them across the realm, yearning, unsaturated, but searching.
Bugonia gets 5/5 Paws, no notes, only busy bees.
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Bugonia gets 5/5 Paws, no notes, only busy bees.
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terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink