What's an opinion you have that would make a bunch of people angry?

Write it down in a notebook called, "Why would I want to make a bunch of people angry right now?" and then close that notebook and have some tea.

I am happy to announce that Subnautica is, once again, the game of the year. thank you

You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit.

update: ate beans today

hell yeah!!!

kicked out of the club for calling my tums “broward county tic tacs” again. this is america

people who don’t eat beans will never be able to truthfully say “we eatin beans” and I think that’s so sad 😞

me handing my wife a carton of Swedish fish at the function: