If people can be sued for "political stunts" I say we sue this asshole back to the stone age. His existence is a political stunt.

Maybe YULE but not me.

Stop drinking wine. If you still poop, then it wasn't the wine. The wine was just there to support you until you could make your shartonnay joke.

Cap'n Kirk Cameron

A visual learner should prefer reading, and an auditory learner should prefer listening. Not that you're trying to "learn" what you're ingesting. It's about how you process incoming information. They're not the same, and there is no world in which that matters.

Too late Pete encouraged me

Pete, you're a class act and a much needed voice. Please keep rockin'!

Lenny Kravitz could probably release a lot more albums if he didn't spend so much of his waking life entertaining listener critiques

That's why when I try to irritate you I always go macro

You're not part of the Turbo Team.

It took me until they accepted Yam Tits' bogus award. Normalize fascism on someone else's dime, KISS.

Ooh, wait'll you see my childhood heroes, KISS. They spent 10 years rocking and then 40 years s***ting into each other's open mouths!

I haven't listened to them since they announced they were accepting Trump's award. I'm done. They've already spent way longer s***ting on their legacy than they spent building it. At the end, it turns out the people who called them clowns were right.