Hewitt Huntwork
@huntwork.bsky.social
BREAKING: America's Stress Balls Starting To Wonder What The Fuck Is Going On
Oh, you wish you had a river you could skate away on? That's kind of a convoluted escape plan.
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Oh, you wish you had a river you could skate away on? That's kind of a convoluted escape plan.
Feeling a bit less festive than in years previous. I might not let it snow.
December 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Feeling a bit less festive than in years previous. I might not let it snow.
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My thoughts on the Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua fight is that that is too many first names
December 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My thoughts on the Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua fight is that that is too many first names
Me when it happens
December 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Me when it happens
"It's clobberin' time."
~ The Thing, on his favorite Semisonic song
~ The Thing, on his favorite Semisonic song
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"It's clobberin' time."
~ The Thing, on his favorite Semisonic song
~ The Thing, on his favorite Semisonic song
Things became eroticalized.
December 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Things became eroticalized.
This person called Tim Walz the R word
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This person called Tim Walz the R word
Movie you've watched more than 6 times with a .gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, Marvel, Disney animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Movie you've watched more than 6 times with a .gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, Marvel, Disney animated or Pixar.
Yeah, QT is a legend, but he has overseen (not to mention delivered) some truly odious performances and has no business dissing Paul Dano, who is great.
Apropos of nothing, I like Paul Dano just fine
December 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Yeah, QT is a legend, but he has overseen (not to mention delivered) some truly odious performances and has no business dissing Paul Dano, who is great.
You can have my poisoned Popsicle when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You can have my poisoned Popsicle when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers
You know where you are? You're in the jingle, Baby. Yule gonna tiiiiide...
{extremely guns n’ roses voice}
🎶welcome to the jingle
we got one horse sleighs🎶
🎶welcome to the jingle
we got one horse sleighs🎶
December 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You know where you are? You're in the jingle, Baby. Yule gonna tiiiiide...
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Well I don’t know, James. CAN you take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Well I don’t know, James. CAN you take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
If I didn't despise reposts simply labeled "this", I would repost this with the simple label, "this."
Maybe I don't have seasonal depression, and there's perhaps just a small chance that two feet of snow smothering every inch of existence in a thousand mile radius while the sun only exists for twenty minutes a day might actually just suck in an objective, measurable way...
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If I didn't despise reposts simply labeled "this", I would repost this with the simple label, "this."
Old Man: Okay, just to recap... Don't get this thing wet or feed it after midnight unless you want everyone in your town to die. How old did you say your son is?
Hoyt Axton: Teenager.
Old Man: Cool cool cool
Hoyt Axton: Teenager.
Old Man: Cool cool cool
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Old Man: Okay, just to recap... Don't get this thing wet or feed it after midnight unless you want everyone in your town to die. How old did you say your son is?
Hoyt Axton: Teenager.
Old Man: Cool cool cool
Hoyt Axton: Teenager.
Old Man: Cool cool cool
Classic.
he died doing what he loved: kicking buckets
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Classic.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Turkey Pardoned By Trump Arrested After Trying To Solicit Sex From A Minor
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Turkey Pardoned By Trump Arrested After Trying To Solicit Sex From A Minor
I think this is the best apology we're ever going to get from the basket of deplorables.
(🧵) Just had one of the most upsetting experiences I’ve ever had with AI. As a test, I asked Grok to provide me with 200 statements about “Seth Abramson” that met two criteria: they are (a) true, (b) critical. What Grok returned was the most bizarre series of fabulations I have ever seen. Thus this:
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I think this is the best apology we're ever going to get from the basket of deplorables.
Smarmies
Cummi Bears
change one letter and ruin a candy
Lint Chocolate
Lint Chocolate
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Smarmies
It's my fault. I went to see The Indigo Girls once and now they think everyone is up for anything
Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It's my fault. I went to see The Indigo Girls once and now they think everyone is up for anything
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I only just recently started researching the Dunning-Kruger effect but I think I can pretty confidently say that I understand everything about it completely
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I only just recently started researching the Dunning-Kruger effect but I think I can pretty confidently say that I understand everything about it completely
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November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Useful info!
You're telling me there's a steakhouse out back?
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
You're telling me there's a steakhouse out back?