whatever she’s up to I’m sure it’s honorable

Happy to help in a small way - go get em Grace!

I would have faked an injury for at least a day rather than admit to my wife what actually happened

if Zohran sang a few showtunes to him Trump would already be campaigning for his reelection

huge week in this household between this and the Fulton tax cuts for old people that may cost my school counselor wife her job. Good to know she’s not a professional now and can settle for less.

Sandman is here, time to go to sleep turkey

the real disturbing thing is when the space porn foot locker comes back heavier than when it first left Earth. Also good morning to you.

What’s your favorite Earnest movie?

is this going to be like the Sealab bizarro episode where, to show everyone how serious the bizarro crew was, Bizarro Stormy blew his own head off?