I'm so glad they're calling it a "sacrifice"
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I'm so glad they're calling it a "sacrifice"
I’ve just finished my multi-year editing project for the “Mark Sanford extramarital affair” Wikipedia page. Now to sit back and have a tall glass of water.
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’ve just finished my multi-year editing project for the “Mark Sanford extramarital affair” Wikipedia page. Now to sit back and have a tall glass of water.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“Simply no way to prevent this from happening,” says only NFL franchise continuing to pay Kirk Cousins
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“Simply no way to prevent this from happening,” says only NFL franchise continuing to pay Kirk Cousins
Panthers-Falcons, 4th quarter, hobbled Bryce Young v Kirk Cousins having to take a break from watching Ericka Kirk videos on the sidelines. This is true shitass football.
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Panthers-Falcons, 4th quarter, hobbled Bryce Young v Kirk Cousins having to take a break from watching Ericka Kirk videos on the sidelines. This is true shitass football.
“But if I ‘ad been locked in attick, T-Mobile’s nationwide coverage wou’d help me escape.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“But if I ‘ad been locked in attick, T-Mobile’s nationwide coverage wou’d help me escape.”
Arch lights up small private schools near the Mississippi (high school, Vanderbilt), everyone else is still a work in progress.
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Arch lights up small private schools near the Mississippi (high school, Vanderbilt), everyone else is still a work in progress.
Alex is correct, but fortunately this is as embarrassing as it ever got for us.
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Alex is correct, but fortunately this is as embarrassing as it ever got for us.
And in my experience it takes zero prompting or needing to know someone beyond a causal acquaintance for them to say “yeah man I mean we all know that was bullshit.” No it wasn’t!
And there are SO many more than you‘d think
There are still Paterno truthers out there and personally I think they should be mocked forever
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
And in my experience it takes zero prompting or needing to know someone beyond a causal acquaintance for them to say “yeah man I mean we all know that was bullshit.” No it wasn’t!
Fulton, let’s do this instead of homestead exemption expansion for seniors.
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Fulton, let’s do this instead of homestead exemption expansion for seniors.
Thanks to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for letting me know about this. Since I don’t have a B1G team I went frontrunner with my @homefield.bsky.social shirt and will soon spread the word that HOOSIERS GIVE BLOOD
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Thanks to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for letting me know about this. Since I don’t have a B1G team I went frontrunner with my @homefield.bsky.social shirt and will soon spread the word that HOOSIERS GIVE BLOOD
Guy looks like modern day Bill Belichick drank from almost the correct grail
This is good reporting and all that but here's the thing I learned the other day: Bill Pulte, the 50-year-mortgage dude and the guy who keeps pulling the mortgage docs of Trump's enemies is only 37 years old.
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
Exclusive | Fannie Mae Watchdogs Probed How Pulte Obtained Mortgage Records of Key Democrats
FHFA’s acting inspector general handed the probe report to the U.S. attorney office that had indicted New York Attorney General Letitia James.
www.wsj.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Guy looks like modern day Bill Belichick drank from almost the correct grail
Is part of that ugly underside the overly-credulous reporting of bullshit AI startup valuations? Like the one under that article?
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Is part of that ugly underside the overly-credulous reporting of bullshit AI startup valuations? Like the one under that article?
Also a decade since the Huffington Post made the sick burn of consigning coverage of the Trump campaign to their entertainment section, an early example of the incredible media failure to come
this post made me realize that it has already been a whole decade since Trump was holding a steady lead in the Republican primary and it didn’t feel like a joke anymore
Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Also a decade since the Huffington Post made the sick burn of consigning coverage of the Trump campaign to their entertainment section, an early example of the incredible media failure to come
Investors STILL feeling the fallout of NFTuck
MSU football hit with three years probation for violations under Mel Tucker.
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Investors STILL feeling the fallout of NFTuck
I know that the smirking combative act is for a specific audience that loves it, but at some point don’t you want a spokesperson who has an effect other than “my lying bullshit is raising massive red flags.”
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I know that the smirking combative act is for a specific audience that loves it, but at some point don’t you want a spokesperson who has an effect other than “my lying bullshit is raising massive red flags.”
We are at Fox News Level 13 out of 10 today.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
We are at Fox News Level 13 out of 10 today.
I printed out the first page of my mortgage and wrote "paid in full" in big block letters on it but the court is still letting the bank foreclose???
see the thing is this is a memo and it means fuck all if someone decides to pursue this
Someone needs to be.
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I printed out the first page of my mortgage and wrote "paid in full" in big block letters on it but the court is still letting the bank foreclose???
Inspired by the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social (and looking to get a t-shirt for a Big Ten school, none of which I am a fan of), Mr. Good Blood here - O-negative daddy - will be donating later today. Many donation centers conveniently around me here in Atlanta!
bigten.org/abbott/
bigten.org/abbott/
Big Ten | Abbott
The We Give Blood Drive
bigten.org
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Inspired by the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social (and looking to get a t-shirt for a Big Ten school, none of which I am a fan of), Mr. Good Blood here - O-negative daddy - will be donating later today. Many donation centers conveniently around me here in Atlanta!
bigten.org/abbott/
bigten.org/abbott/
Wow guess Blue MAGA is everywhere
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Wow guess Blue MAGA is everywhere
After all these years, we’ll finally have a deserving winner in the Emmy category for “Best Performance as Roscoe Conkling”
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
After all these years, we’ll finally have a deserving winner in the Emmy category for “Best Performance as Roscoe Conkling”
Wow, apparently the Vatican has a LOT of unreleased Tinto Brass films.
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Wow, apparently the Vatican has a LOT of unreleased Tinto Brass films.
These people should still be in CIA black sites in countries that we didn’t know exist, send Merrick there too
Merrick Garland is an all-time loser
NEW: Donald Trump has pardoned a long list of allies in his bid to subvert the 2020 election including:
-Rudy Giuliani
-John Eastman
-Mark Meadows
-Sidney Powell
-Ken Chesebro
-Christina Bobb
-Kelli Ward
-Jenna Ellis
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
-Rudy Giuliani
-John Eastman
-Mark Meadows
-Sidney Powell
-Ken Chesebro
-Christina Bobb
-Kelli Ward
-Jenna Ellis
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
These people should still be in CIA black sites in countries that we didn’t know exist, send Merrick there too
“Troy, recall we sat down with Gilgamesh during the week and he says he still gets up at 5am each day and is in the best shape of his life.”
in the last two weeks the Chicago Bears have defeated Joe Flacco and Russell Wilson in close battles. next Sunday they will defeat the Egyptian god Anubis as he takes the field for the Minnesota Vikings.
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Troy, recall we sat down with Gilgamesh during the week and he says he still gets up at 5am each day and is in the best shape of his life.”