Cllr Hyacinth Bukharin
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Cllr Hyacinth Bukharin
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Special Advisor to the Independent Alliance of MPs. Midwife to luxury communism. Late capitalism’s leading parody.
Reposted by Cllr Hyacinth Bukharin
December 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Even Jones is struggling to keep a straight face in response to this toddler-level analysis.

bsky.app/profile/rola...
Zarah Sultana apparently wants to nationalise the entire economy including the Internet.
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
“the UK”

There’s literally just one location that’s not in England.
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
BBC News already reporting that he isn’t quitting.
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The Shawshank Redemption would have been a lot shorter if it had been The Wandsworth Redemption.
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Novara’s Christmas party is off.
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
King Charles should buy Rachel Reeves’s house and give it to Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.

Two problems solved all round.
October 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This is indeed disgraceful.

On the plus side, they won’t have to watch Aston Villa play.
October 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In 2024 no one stabbed Jews to death…
October 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
BREAKING: Number of new parties on the left now so high they’re having to use Angela Rayner’s property portfolio for headquarters.
September 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I remember Peter #Mandelson Resignation Day as a kid.

Hanging falsified mortgage documents and dodgy passports on the tree.

Everyone singing 🎵 I’m a fighter not a quitter! 🎶.

Then all tucking into a guacomole dinner.

Wonderful, wonderful times.
September 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
First of all @thetimes.com, the term is “woman”.
September 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
September 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Hope Rupert Lowe is enjoying his holiday in Wales.
Village idiots verbally abusing an influx of "illegal immigrants" at a campsite in Newbridge, Wales

They were a group of Scouts from Scotland

Anti-immigrant rhetoric has consequences

Statement from Scouts Cymru

"We are aware of a racially aggravated incident targeting under-18s"
August 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Would.
August 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
So will the hostages* live in a Palestinian or a Jewish state?

(*or be buried)
July 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Diane Abbott is absolutely right. There are lots of things about a person that are not obvious by sight. Including race.

And dementia.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Labour taking Diane Abbott’s latest comments on racism ‘incredibly seriously’
MP says she does not regret earlier comments that led to year-long suspension from party
www.theguardian.com
July 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Very brave to choose to wear all white when you were planning to shit yourself in public quite so hard.
June 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Probs waiting for the Disney adaptation.
June 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Very disappointed by this. I was sure that the Swedish Vegan Yacht Club was going to get the better of the IDF. Next time, next time.
June 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Very disappointing to see Greta Thunberg reneging on BDS principles and accepting a Zionist sandwich. This how they get you.
June 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Great to see that Dawn French will be heading up the BBC’s World Cup coverage.
June 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Reading about Zach Polanski today.

That jogged a mammary.
May 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If Polanski was in Reform, Zoe Williams would be writing about how it was typical of the weirdos it attracts. He’s a Green though. So it’s all teary-eyed WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE ORDINARY HARLEY STREET HYPNOTHERAPISTS?!
May 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Lovely chat with Zack Polanski over coffee this morning. My lower back is killing me now though.
May 13, 2025 at 9:28 AM