i’m so lost in the sauce i feel like a meatball
October 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i’m so lost in the sauce i feel like a meatball
cooked people cook people
October 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
cooked people cook people
dividing fractions the way i kept my change and flipped it
September 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
dividing fractions the way i kept my change and flipped it
"sorry doc i forgot my wallet, do you take Apple pa-"
August 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"sorry doc i forgot my wallet, do you take Apple pa-"
who ordered the cuck nachos
July 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
who ordered the cuck nachos
my girl got IBS; that’s pookie bear with a dookie scare
July 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
my girl got IBS; that’s pookie bear with a dookie scare
hotbox your closet with a cauldron
July 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
hotbox your closet with a cauldron
standing at the edge of the pit twirling my hair and being all cute and shit hoping someone will notice me but they’re too busy fucking punching each other
July 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
standing at the edge of the pit twirling my hair and being all cute and shit hoping someone will notice me but they’re too busy fucking punching each other
my temperament induces exasperated sighs
June 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
my temperament induces exasperated sighs
i just pogchamped in my pants
April 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
i just pogchamped in my pants
reading a book like "man... i wish i had ideas"
April 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
reading a book like "man... i wish i had ideas"
could God give himself a BBL so juicy that not even He could fit through doorways
March 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
could God give himself a BBL so juicy that not even He could fit through doorways
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Beyoncé is also the blueprint
February 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Beyoncé is also the blueprint
Lady Gaga is the blueprint
February 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Lady Gaga is the blueprint
"They" say "you" are what you "eat".
Steve from Minecraft is made out of boxes.
need i say more
Steve from Minecraft is made out of boxes.
need i say more
January 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"They" say "you" are what you "eat".
Steve from Minecraft is made out of boxes.
need i say more
Steve from Minecraft is made out of boxes.
need i say more
Do not go gentle into that Fortnite....
January 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Do not go gentle into that Fortnite....
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Dear Diary. Wow. What a day!
January 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Dear Diary. Wow. What a day!
she tilt my tower til i battle busssss
January 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
she tilt my tower til i battle busssss
she battle on my bus til she tilt my tower
January 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
she battle on my bus til she tilt my tower
ok so Video Game of The Year
nominees are all of them.
nominees are all of them.
January 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
ok so Video Game of The Year
nominees are all of them.
nominees are all of them.