Hynes_Ketchup
hynesketchup.bsky.social
Hynes_Ketchup
@hynesketchup.bsky.social
One of NYC's biggest simps who loves video games, beers, baseball, progressive politics, and dancing

Stop by the Twitch channel and come get sauced!

https://www.twitch.tv/hynes_ketchup
So today is the 38th anniversary of Phantasy Star, two days after Final Fantasy also turned 38.

For the record, both series are great!
December 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Montreal - Day 1 (so far)

Took T Mobile like 2 hours to finally kick in with data but I am no longer lost 🫡

Hit up Le Fontaine Park, got a bagel at Fairmount, got poutine with sweet potato fries and hit up my first brewery in the city 😎

Also Canada takes pity on us Americans for having Trump.
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Would it be messed up if I went into the office and asked about Expedition 33?
December 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Shout-out to @killerdraco.bsky.social and OttoFoxen for the raids the past couple streams as Phantasy Star is now done!

I appreciate the game for what it was for JRPGs back in 1987. Sadly, it's very easy to get lost in some of the dungeons toward the end without a guide.

Anyways here's a clip.
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The only GOP people I've seen criticize Trump so far were the people that already were on his shit list. 🤷
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A bit tired today but ready to get back on track with Phantasy Star tonight! One of two streams this week 😅

www.twitch.tv/hynes_ketchu...
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
My Chemical Romance but my phone hit max storage right before the song picked up. But hey, "lighters"
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Everything in life is a JoJo's reference
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Mini thread of last night's party. It was pretty cool though I don't think the venue is an ideal match for nerd parties. The layout just wasn't good imo.

Anyways here's that song where Kendrick just destroys Drake's reputation.
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Can't a fella just live in the same neighborhood he has loved his whole life without some rich pricks dropping by to ruin things?
December 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Off to do some more Phantasy Star Offline over on the Twitch! There's a good amount of content in this 1980's JRPG I gotta admit.

www.twitch.tv/hynes_ketchu...
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Numbers aren't everything but it is cool seeing that I was able (for at least a moment) could put a smile on some people 20K times through (mostly) memes on TikTok

Plus I think the algorithm over there is just much better than IG's

Feel free to follow for cringe stuff.

tiktok.com/@hynes_ketchup
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"It'll come after the Doge checks land first!"
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Late stage capitalism strategy 101: Always attempt to ensure your audience NEVER learns of any competition! :D

"Phantasy Star is so educational!"
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Another session of Phantasy Star happening tonight, featuring a "Landrover"

www.twitch.tv/hynes_ketchu...
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
When we need more progressive in Congress, this is the majority of what Dem leadership currently looks like.
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Tackling Phantasy Star again in a few. After grinding, getting lost, and fending off animal cruelty, the party continues! 🫡

To that streaming service thing called Twitch!

www.twitch.tv/hynes_ketchu...
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So I'm continuing Phantasy Star tonight! Off to encourage displacing employment apparently!

www.twitch.tv/hynes_ketchu...
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Almost forgot about the viewing portion. Hella unsurprised that Ocarina of Time, FFXV, and Berseria would be in my most watched games.

Also, only one of the top 5 streamers I watched from last year held on to make it this year.

Things really did change year to year 😅
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
For doing this casually, I guess it was ok. Some long time viewers moved on from Twitch plus I just was less exciting to watch overall this year, which doesn't help. Oh well.

I'm shocked that Tales of Berseria became my most streamed game this year though (after it placed 5th last year).
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So...whoever becomes No. 1000 gets this cookie over here ➡️ 🍪
December 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Getting ready for some Phantasy Star tonight! The stream should be ready in about 5 minutes!

www.twitch.tv/hynes_ketchu...
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Last time in Phantasy Star: a party is forming!
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
In today's class, we will learn how politics work in the US (if you haven't already known) 🙂
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
TGIF guys! Starting the weekend with a chill session of Phantasy Star!

After struggling for the first hour (though entirely my fault), things started picking up! Looking forward to seeing more of this classic RPG

www.twitch.tv/hynes_ketchu...
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM