Hynes_Ketchup
hynesketchup.bsky.social
Hynes_Ketchup
@hynesketchup.bsky.social
One of NYC's biggest simps who loves video games, beers, baseball, progressive politics, and dancing

Stop by the Twitch channel and come get sauced!

https://www.twitch.tv/hynes_ketchup
Montreal kicks ass.

That's it. That's the post. Haha

Will spam some posts later.
December 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
So today is the 38th anniversary of Phantasy Star, two days after Final Fantasy also turned 38.

For the record, both series are great!
December 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Day 8 of Final Fantasy 8! twitch.tv/Kevoloco5
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Montreal - Day 1 (so far)

Took T Mobile like 2 hours to finally kick in with data but I am no longer lost 🫡

Hit up Le Fontaine Park, got a bagel at Fairmount, got poutine with sweet potato fries and hit up my first brewery in the city 😎

Also Canada takes pity on us Americans for having Trump.
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Would it be messed up if I went into the office and asked about Expedition 33?
December 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
*books early morning flight. Realizes I will have to wake up hella early for a short flight. Hotel check in not until 3 PM*

What have I done?
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December 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
*walks down the city. One of the pedicab drivers nearby plays Last Christmas, with George Michael singing*

Call it a drive by Whamming.

Your boy lost Whammageddon with 9 days left and is off to Whamhalla now.

...at least I'm free to listen to Last Christmas as much as I want now.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Shout-out to @killerdraco.bsky.social and OttoFoxen for the raids the past couple streams as Phantasy Star is now done!

I appreciate the game for what it was for JRPGs back in 1987. Sadly, it's very easy to get lost in some of the dungeons toward the end without a guide.

Anyways here's a clip.
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Taking a break from getting ready for Wednesday to set up a stream tonight. I might be able to finish Phantasy Star tonight before the flight 👀

Going to start the stream in about 10-20 minutes!

www.twitch.tv/hynes_ketchup
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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December 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The only GOP people I've seen criticize Trump so far were the people that already were on his shit list. 🤷
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A bit tired today but ready to get back on track with Phantasy Star tonight! One of two streams this week 😅

www.twitch.tv/hynes_ketchu...
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Stream schedule for the week:

Just tonight and Monday! 😅

While I complain about the cold here in NYC, I will be traveling up north to Montreal for the second half of the week! 🇨🇦

Wed-Sun. I shall be off to do sight seeing, taste beers, and party with more weebs 🫡
December 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Mini thread of last night's party. It was pretty cool though I don't think the venue is an ideal match for nerd parties. The layout just wasn't good imo.

Anyways here's that song where Kendrick just destroys Drake's reputation.
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I hate the online reaction cycle that praises a piece of art a lot and uses it as an example of what’s good about the medium but then the moment it gets awards or enough acclaim or fandom, suddenly we have to talk about how it’s actually not really that good and it’s overrated and always sucked
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Can't a fella just live in the same neighborhood he has loved his whole life without some rich pricks dropping by to ruin things?
December 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Never tolerate intolerance
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
He is Number One.
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December 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Off to do some more Phantasy Star Offline over on the Twitch! There's a good amount of content in this 1980's JRPG I gotta admit.

www.twitch.tv/hynes_ketchu...
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Brad the GOAT.
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Numbers aren't everything but it is cool seeing that I was able (for at least a moment) could put a smile on some people 20K times through (mostly) memes on TikTok

Plus I think the algorithm over there is just much better than IG's

Feel free to follow for cringe stuff.

tiktok.com/@hynes_ketchup
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"It'll come after the Doge checks land first!"
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Twitch being Twitch and keeping me from yapping in cool people's chats like:
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December 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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In a stunning change, the Supreme Court says you can actually murder Santa if he doesn’t give you what you want.
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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The most transparent administration in history is now hiding both the complete Epstein files and the complete video of the Sept. 2 boat strike from the American people, only releasing the parts of each that they want you to see while concealing the rest.
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Late stage capitalism strategy 101: Always attempt to ensure your audience NEVER learns of any competition! :D

"Phantasy Star is so educational!"
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM